Episode 7

          Previously on Legopolis... Butch the Mechanic has been cavorting around in women's clothing. Melly has MacMillan bang to rights over his affair with LaToya! And something snappy has taken poor Martha Bush!

 Brave George Bush jumps into action to save his lady wife!

Skimming through the water on a Jet Ski of pure hooves of magic, he approaches the grey princess...

He dives in to tackle the brute.... but all is not well! The shark opens its almighty jaws and the ballad of sweet George Bush rambles to a crescendo... there'll be no pop corn or half time nibbles for this dainty prince. Farewell, you poor bastard.

The very next morning, Mrs Mopp is off to work at the Bush cottage. As she approaches the house she finds it a tad perplexing that Martha is not out in the garden doing her morning yoga and hanging her dirty knicks out to scare the crows.

 Mrs M peers into the kitchen. She she finds it a tad perplexing that George is not in the kitchen cooking pancakes in his rubber pants and thong.

Across town at the Merry Wrench Motor Repair Shop (where you get a free balloon with every service), MacMillan has come to collect his car which has been repaired after the devastating accident which killed his wife.

'It's all sparkly and new like a glitterball.' notes manly Butch Flinker.

'Why are you wearing a dress again?' asks a puzzled MacM, noting the sturdy mechanics sequin-encrusted brassier.

'A lady never tells.' notes the coy spanner-wielding sexpot.

Butch gets on with his work as Melly strolls across to see MacMill.

'Melly!' greets MacMill. 'I hope you haven't been blabbing all over town about me.'

'Why, because you wined and dined the stable mistress when your poor wife Milly copped it in a crash, like?' replies bitter Mel. 'Give me one reason why not!'

'Because I'm your Father!' cries MacM. And everyone is shocked to little nine pins.

"Eeep!" says Mel.

 Over at the hospital, Gilly the receptionist is doing her routine checks through the recent footage taken by the hospital security cameras.

Gilly is stunned when she notices that on one of the tapes is footage that reveals a most heinous crime has been committed. It would appear that some wily minx turned off Milly MacMillan's life support system! 

'You've Been Framed pay a fortune for this sort of crap.' notes the slender medical saucestress.

Meanwhile at the stables, LaToya has packed her shit and is preparing to hot foot it over to the MacMillan Mansion where the taps are gold and the duvets are made of satin.

'You can't leave us!' protests loyal Jeffrey as he speeds down the road in his pink passion wagon.

'I was made for better things than cleaning up horse poo.' argues back LaToya.

"Ok then you bitch, if you leave me and the stables, I'll marry that there Helen the horse." Jeffels declares.

"I hope you'll be very happy together!" gargles LaTee.

As the afternoon wears on, Mrs Mopp is at Fun Hill, reporting a grim state of affairs.

'This morning I went in search of some Bush and my search was fruitless!' cries Mopp.

"Join the club m'duck." agrees Rod the Plod as he takes down her particulars. "This sounds like a case for the missing persons bureau."

"That'll be you then." says Mopp.

Later that night, once she's finished her shift, Gilly Gumboots trots over to the MacMillan house. A terrific scheme is forming in her mind...

"Listen Lady!" cries Gilly to LaTee. 'I hold here in this here hand evidence of a nasty crime! And I believe the evil witch who dunnit is not a million miles from here!'

'Rumbled!' exclaims a shocked Tee.

'I've got you bang to rights,' points out scheming Gilly. 'Now I can demand anything I like!'

"Oooh you minx!" sings LaToya in sheer shock and excitement.

Just what will Gilly Jolly Mandy demand from LaToyah? How will Melly react to MacMillan's revelations? And will Mrs Mopp uncovers the truth about George and Martha's disappearance?

Visit Legopolis again soon to find out! If you don't, no one will!