Episode 5

          Previously on Legopolis... Milly MacMillan was pronounced dead, Cornelia the Shop Harridan turned DNA Detective and Jeffrey's love life took a horsy twist...

As morning breaks, St Fanny's witnesses a miracle! Though previously dead, Milly Vanilly McMillan twitches... twitches... and thrice twitches! Awakes and breathe dear Millios!

"It's a miracle!" cries Dr Foxx. "It's the one thing we're waiting for! Peace on Earth! And an end to war!"

"Maybe you should have taken her pulse before telling her hubby she'd kicked the bucket." points out Nurse Nits. It's not for nothing that Dr Foxx is a completely unqualified medic.

Dr Foxx gets on the blower and gives the good news to grieving Mac MacMillan...

Elsewhere in the Hospital, Cornelia has arrived to pick Judy up. Judy has recovered from her soft drinks ordeal but is still a little tender and raw in certain places. Josh the Ambulance driver come Porter Wagoner greets her.

"Where shall I dump the old bag?" he asks.

"Give her a stick, I'm sure she can walk." replies Cornelia, whilst Gilly the Receptionist files her nails and smiles like a loon.

The two old battleaxes step out into to the walk of life. Corneila is bursting with excitement to tell Judes her gossip about Gypsy and the monkey business.

"You know how we secretly have ties to a shady underground network of Government Law Enforcers...?" she begins. "Well the boys in G-String Division have made a DNA match on Gypsy Jayne's fluids. I know who fathered Forbes the Monkey!"

 Across town in the designer kitchen of the Bush couple, George and his good wife Martha are planning a day at the seaside!

"Oooh we can have sandwiches and fizzy pop and we can build a sand castle and play with crustaceans!" Martha babbles with passion.

"Maybe we can take luncheon on the Quay side. They do a great Toad in the Hole!" her husband gushes like a fountain.

George and Martha leave pretty Bush Cottage for their day out. George has his spade for digging holes in the sand, and Martha has a jaunty sun hat atop her peachy bonce.

Back at the Restaurant, a fierce row has broken out. Jeffrey Stables it throwing a tizzy because Jaques the Chef has got him trapped in a wicked web of lies and deception.

"The police think I'm romancing a horse!" protests Jeff.

"You cannot tell ze old filth about ze scam with ze cooking and ze 'orses!" argues back Jaques. "Zit would ruin me you Englisch Peasant!!"

Florry MacNelson the Waitress looks on in sheer bafflement and delight.

 Meanwhile, LaToya and MacMillan arrive at the hospital to see Milly.

"I can't believe she's alive!" MacMillan cries.

"She's got the staying power of an ox." mutters LaToya. "And the breath to match."

"Let me play her 'I Feel You' by Peter Andre. It's our song." decides MacMillan. "Hopefully it'll bring her out of this wretched coma."

"And put me into one." murmurs LaTee.

Out on the mean streets of Legopolis, Gypsy Jayne Gibbons and her new born funky monkey are returning home to her caravanette. As a naked man waits for his bus to the Legopolis Nudist Beach, Judy and Cornelia spot the New Age Minx slinking her way across the road.

"Hello Gypsy and Forbes!" greets Cornelia boldly. "You might recognise Judy here from the hospital, and me as the gorgeous pouting visitor that came to see her."

"Is there something I can do for you?" asks Gyp, cautiously.

"Well it's quite simple really." replies Jude. "We know who fathered little Forbes here. And quite frankly, we're shocked like the lightening from up above!"

"There was a mix up at the fertility clinic!" sobs Gypsy. "Please tell me who fathered little Forbes. I can bleed him dry in maintenance money."

Later that day darkness has fallen. George and Martha are merry on wine and love after their day of fun at the beach. They sip sweet nectar as the waves lap the shore like a dog to his master.

But there is danger ahead! For just out to sea, and cutting its way gracefully through the waves, something sinister stirs in the murky deep!

"Meep...beep...meep!" sings the life support system. Milly's condition has not changed and events are taking their toll on her brave husband. 

"I'm going to go and have a wee." says he to LaToya.

But the devious she-devil has other things on her mind. With hubby stood astride before the china goddess, she switches OFF Milly's life support!"

"Meep! Meep! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...." coos the machine.

"That sorts out you, smelly wench!" cackles the evil villainess with the wonderful arse...

It surely must now be curtains for Milly. But will LaToya be found out? And just WHO fathered Forbes the Monkey? And how safe is Legopolis from the terror that lurks in its waters?

Visit Legopolis again soon to find out!