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Episode 4
Previously on Legopolis...flash, bash, motorway crash, transport tragedy, everyone is moving along. It's the Legopolis way of living, the Legopolis way of carrying on.... Milly's brakes have been fixed and she collides helplessly into the Stables. Mind that tree!
Pfft! Goes the car as it careers to a halt. "Aiiieee!" squeals Milly as like slobber from a dog she is flung out the vehicle!
Within moments all is quiet once more. Is this really the end of fair Millicent MacMillian? Can anyone get to her before her sweet life is forfit?

Over at the hopsital, Judy is recovering from her terrible accident, after a mountain of soft drinks cans tumbled down upon her.
"Well you're a bit of a cutie to be having little accidents." gushes slimy old Dr Foxx.
"Steady on you, I'm not that kind of girl!" snaps prissy Judy before fluttering her dainty lashes reassuringly at seething Cornelia.

Cornelia grows tired of this weary banter and drifts off to the maternity wing where upon she meets proud new mum Gypsy Gibbons and her most unusual offspring, Forbes the Monkey.
"How do lady." Cornelia enquires.
"I've never been so 'appy in all me natural!" gibbers Gyp. "He's not what I was expecting to be sure, but, well, when the only thing wrong with yer young 'un is a full head 'o hair and a red bum, you's a gotta be thankful."
"You're quite clearly mad, so I'll be getting along." excuses Cornelia hastily.

Meanwhile back at the Stables, Sandy and Melly are on their morning sabbatical, whence they pop down the shops to pick up the day's issue of "Diva", when they make a horrific discovery!
"Great jumping lemons!" declares Sandy the Firefighting icon with the shiniest of helmets.
"I'll call the ambulance at once!" snivels Mel.

"Nee naa, nee naa!" wails the Ambulance as it bombs it's way along the mean streets of Legopolis towards the danger zone!

A short while later and Milly is rushed off to St. Fanny's Hospital. There is still a chance she can pull through you know!
As Butch Flinker the Mechanic arrives on the scene to clear away the debris, so too does eagle-eyed cop PC World to speak to Jeffrey Stables.
"Ello Ello, let's be 'avin you sonny." rumbles he. "Down in the hood."

"I've a few questions to put to you laddie!" begins the cunning copper.
"Where were you in the early hours of this morning? I witnessed you with my own eyes, round the back of that there restaurant getting up to all manner of deviant acts with not one but two flamin' 'orses!"
Jeffrey is stunned as PC World comes to his conclusion.
"Admit it! I've got you bang to rights! You're 'avin a lewd and illegal affair.... with a prize horsey! Y'all."

Meanwhile, as Jeffrey proclaims his innocence, frosty bitch LaToya leaves her abode.
"I'm just popping out Jeff!" she calls. "Have something really delicious waiting for me on my return! A cold chicken salad should do it."

Some time later, evening has once more descended on Legopolis, as always it must. Intrigued by Gyspy Gibbons and her mysterious monkey baby, sneaky Cornelia is playing private eye...with Gilly Jackanory the Receptionist going for a sly piddle, Cornelia sneaks into the Hospital and goes for a snoop...

...Cornelia slinks her way so daintily into the chief Medic's office where she discovers none other than a blood sample of Gypsy's unlikely child. "The boys at the SECRET DNA LAB will make light work of this." she mutters.
Suddenly we question everything we know. Who is this shadowy shopkeeper? And who's really helping who?

Later that night, LaToya totters across town to the MacMillan mansion. She intends to find out what has happened to Milly and whether or not MacMillan is now hers, all hers. She is halted in her tracks however by the sight of a Police car outside. Assuming this to have something to do with Milly's accident, LaToya goes to investigate...

As LaToya peers into the house, Rod the Plod is delivering some devastating news to stricken MacMillan.
"I'm sorry Mr M. Your stinking wife's snuffed it. Have an orange."
Can it really be true? Will MacMillan cope with his loss? How is Jeffrey going to prove he isn't having an affair with Helen the Horse? And what secrets will Cornelia uncover when she delves into the mystery of Gypsy and her Monkey Child?
Visit Legopolis again soon to find out!