Episode 3

          Previously on Legopolis...Sandy the Firewoman got struck by food poisoning from the local Bistro, Gypsy Jayne Gibbons is about to give birth and evil LaToya has scissored the breaks on love rival Milly's car... 

A new day in Legopolis. But disaster strikes the early morning diners at the Hungry Hogg Ristorante! One of the customers collapses with intense stomach pains! Josh Palmer the heroic Ambulance driver rushes to the scene armed with his stretcher of peace.

Over at the Stables, PC World informs Jeffrey that there is not enough evidence to proceed any further with the case of the missing prize mare.

"I could interview some of the horses," he offers. "But there's no reason why they'd tell me the truth lad. You'll have to face facts - the prize mare is gone and that's just tough titty. Y'all."

"What a to do!" mumbles the Stable stallion.

PC World drives away in his wagon of Love and Jeff decides that a walk will do him the world of good and he can pop to the shops and get the latest issue of  "I Love Horses".

"It'll give me time to stretch me legs and mull over recent events," he explains to the horse, who is called Beattie.

Over in the Anna Wing Maternity Wing, Gypsy is deep in agony and ecstasy as she pushes like a balloon to let her spawn enter this world.

"It's coming! It's coming! Surely! Yes! Goal!" cries selfish old Dr Foxx.

"Tear yourself away from Ray Stubbs and help me with this poor old biddy and her newborn!" scolds Nurse Nits crossly.

Great jumping bananas! It appears that Gyspy has given birth not to a mere boy or girl but to a baby Monkey! Nurse Nit faints away in horror.

"Never in all my years...." mutters she. 

"Congratulations and celebrations, I want the world to know I'm as happy as can be." yodels the good Doctor. "Although it's the first time I've cut the umbilical cord with a monkey's bottom in my face."

"I shall call him Forbes." tootles sweaty Gypsy.

Later that day, back at the Stables, LaToya is up to yet more mischief. She phones up Milly MacMillian, the wife of the object of her affection, and lures her in to a trap.

"Oh hello sweet cheeks, LaToya here what what. Just wondering if you want to pop over to my shack and share a bottle of the old chin chin say what?"

"Oooh what  a super offer LaToya! I haven't had a girls night in for simply yonks! I shall pop over in a bit once I've listened to the Archers."

After her exciting audio visit to Ambridge, Milly leaves her snug shanty home and heads towards the doomed car with the severed brakes. The populace of Legopolis go about their business oblivious to the danger that the flame-haired beauty is in...

Just as she's about to hop in her automobile, Millicent is halted in her tracks by Wolero Solero the Ice Cream Man. Known as Wally to his friends, it is he that keeps the Legopolitans sweet needs satisfied with his tasty treats. 

"'Good afternoon Milly m'love, and hello Mrs Mopp. Top o' the morning to you me hearties. Will ye know be needin' any ice cream today m'loves?"

They don't know what he's talking about, but a riveting conversation soon ensues and the time of day is merrily lost...

Meanwhile, another day is nearing completion in the local bargain store. Dame Judy is happily stacking up cans of the new and exciting "Yellow Ice" drink while as per usual Cornelia is supping tea and yakking about hair nets.

"Rhubarb, rhubarb." they probably utter. Then Cornelia notices the topper most can wobbling like a big lady's botty.

"Watch out Judy! Watch out you worthless bitch!" cries Cornelia.

But careless Judy has long forgotten her Health and Safety training and CRASH, BANG, WALLOP what a picture! Cans and old lady tumble to the ground like a bride's girdle.

Night has soon settled on Legopolis and as the town prepares to go to sleep, Jeffrey has finally returned from his big day out in the nearby mountains. "I love horses, best of all the animals, I love horses, they're my friend!" he sings.

As he rides his trusty bicycle, he suddenly notices a familiar shape lurking behind the Restaurant...

Jeffrey explores, only to witness a terrible sight! Jaques La Poisson, the Master Chef, is towering over the missing horses and brandishing a deadly knife and a well oiled pan!

"So that's why your Specials are making everyone heave!" deduces Jeffrey.

"What is thiz you say fool, they eat 'orses in my country all the time!"

"Not race 'orses they don't! I'm calling the Fuzz!"

"Sacre bleu! Non non, my pretty monsieur. Zis could be ze start of a wonxerful friendship. You supply my orse meat and I will give you money!"

But the devilish deal has not gone unnoticed. Never off duty, PC World watches silently from accross the street. But he sees only young Jeffrey and a big horses bottom.

"So! Jeffrey has been hiding the horsey all the time!" whispers he.

Over at the MacMillian palace, Milly is hoping it isn't too late to pop over to LaToya's for that girls' night. Dear Milly! Don't get into your car, you'll most surely be done for!

Milly cruises through Legopolis towards the stables. But sure enough, something is wrong...

"My brakes! My brakes! I can't use my brakes!" she wails as her slinky car spirals well and truly out of control...

How will Milly escape this time? Has Jeffrey Stables been landed well and truly in the epicentre of the Horse Conspiracy? And has Cornelia stacked her last shelf?

Visit Legopolis again soon to find out!