Episode 2

          Previously on Legopolis... tasty billionaire bastard Mac MacMillan was wined and dined by saucy stable temptress LaToya King. Meanwhile hapless stable boy Jeffrey Stables discovers the Prize Mare is missing!

Over at Fun Hill Police Station, everyone is up in arms at a call from hapless horse hand Jeffrey Stables. Who has stolen the prize Mare?

Chief Inspector Deputy Sergeant Constable Rod the Plod assigns a black capped and wizened American cop to the case. "I'm on the case boss," says he.

Over in Rose Cottage, Sandy is not quite feeling herself.

"I've come over all queer!" she exclaims.

"It must be something you ate," deduces wise Mel. "That's the last time we visit the "Hungry Hog" and have the special."

As Sandy takes a turn for the worse and as she chunders like thunder, Melly runs out to hail the neighbouring medics.

"Quickly, quickly! My life partner is throwing up like a donkey!"

At the Horse School, Jeffrey has told LaToya about the missing Mare. Luckily, bungling cop Police Constable Bill World is on the scene.

"Ello Ello Ello." he says with a silly grin.

They go outside to chat about this vile crime that has been committed.

"I think it's Horse Rustlers!" gabbers Jeffrey.

"What are Horse Rustlers?" asks LaToya. "You've been reading too many 'o them fancy books of yours lad. You have to find my Prize Mare Mr World! Without him my business is sunk like a duck!"

MacMillan arrives and as PC World goes off to take down Jeffrey's particulars, LaToya chinwags with the money mad man she sees before her.

"Hello there duck. I had a wonderful time last night. Fancy taking me out again Mr Moneybags? I hear the Pirate's Tavern by the Quayside is nice, and there's been no cases of food poisoning reported there either."

"Well I'll have to tell my wife that I've got to see the Accountant again but I can meet you there at 8. We can have wine and nibbles."

Over in St Fanny's Hospital, Dr Miles O'Foxx is giving Sandy a good seeing to.

"I think you'll be alright now my love." says he. "It appears to be some sort of reaction to eating a new kind of meat. Have you been eating things you shouldn't be?"

"That's the last time we have the special down at the 'Hungry Hogg'" grumbles Melanie again. "Next time we're sticking to the beef casserole."

The good Doctor continues his rounds. He pops into the maternity ward and who should he find but none other than mysterious notorious new age traveller Gypsy Jayne Gibbons.

"My crystal waters have broken Doctor! La da di, la da dow." she moans.

"Let me check your flaps. Yep. You've dilated 30 centimetres. You're about to become a mother!"

Over town, night sets in. Atop the Pirate's Tavern in Legopolis Bay, two moonlighting diners share a Bowl of Whelks.

"This is so romantic." cooes LaToya. "Legopolis looks so tranquil by moonlight."

"It's just a shame I have to go back to my wife Milly in a few hours." complains the rich sugar daddy.

"Well there's a simple answer... leave the old trout! Come and live with me!" pleads LaToya. "We can be together forever-more and spend our days mucking out horses and spending your cash."

"KWARK!" agrees the parrot.

"No, no! I simply mustn't!" cries MacM. "I love my wife. She makes the best potato salad in all the seven cities of Legoland. Leave her? No. NO I say!"

And with this the bewigged gent flounces away.

Back at St Fanny's, Gyspy Gibbons pushes with all her might.

"Push! Push!" urges Nurse Nits. "Push like buggery woman!"

"It's coming!" reports Dr Foxx. "It has a full head of hair by the look of things! Woo!"

Later that night LaToya is up to no good outside the MacMillain Mansion.

"This should put that ginger cow Milly out of the picture" declares the wily minx as she sets about cutting the break cables of the Mac Mobile... "Once and for all!!!"

What will become of poor Milly? Will evil LaToya win her man? And will Gypsy Gibbons give birth to a boy or a girl?

Visit Legopolis again soon to find out!