Episode 10

          Previously on Legopolis... Melly Mel Mel hatched plans to move in with Sugardaddy MacMillan, the citizens of Legopolis faced the Jaws of a fishy death, and Gypsy Jane Gibbons plotted to blow up Dr Foxx's hospital, unaware that scampsome Forbes the Monkey had moved the explosives to the vicinity of noble Fun Hill Police Station, last resting place of the Legopolis Filth...

 As the Legopolis Binmen set about removing the dross from the gutters of the town, Tommy Temple comes out from the station for a breath of fresh air and a puff of Ganja. He is stopped in his tracks by the mysterious present.

"Not being from the Bomb Disposal Unit, I've no idea what this strange red box is," he says to himself. "But being a kindly old gent, I'm going to take it inside, care for it and build it a little nest."

Across town at the Petrol Station, Lady LaToya is filling herself up, when slinky Hospital receptionist Gilly sidles over.

"Don't forget our little chat," the devious diva declares, jiggling her titties. "Either you give me a million pounds, or I hand those gorgeous snaps of you murdering Milly over to the local establishment. Lady! You've got 24 hours to comply or else I'll shove that petrol pump up your vice like arse."

As horrid Gilly drives away in her Bitchwagon, MacMillan approaches now-doesn't-seem-quite-so-evil LaTee.

"My daughter's a lesbian and she's moving in." announces he.

"Oh great now we'll have to listen to Melissa Etheridge 24 blinkin' hours a day." sighs Tee.

"I might set up a web cam in her room just in case she has any of her special lady friends over to stay...I could make a fortune from that kind of crap!" Money Mad Big Mac cackles in glee.

 Over at the Stables of Love, Jeffrey and his pretty new bride Helen count the loot from the Wedding. People came from far and wide to witness their proud union, all paying a handsome fee, and the videotapes of their honeymoon night antics also fetched a bob or two on the Legopolis black market.

"We can give some of this to LaToya to save the Stables from being repossessed," kind hearted, tight trousered Jeff whistles in the wind.

"Nay Lassie, nay." nays Helen.

As Jeff leaves, fanning his handsome features with a gay coloured brolly, he bumps into MacM, wealthy partner to his shoulder-padded boss.

"Give this loot to LayTee next time you see her," he instructs the handsome bastard. "It'll save me a trip across town.

"Aye, that I can do young whippersnapper." replies MacM, eyeing up Jeffrey's bulging wad hungrily. "And kiss that gorgeous new bride of yours for me as you go."

Later that day, and as Legopolis skips merrily about it's business, a flaxen haired beauty with buns of sheer steel comes struttin' into town like he's slinging a gun, just a small town dude with a big city attitude. But who's he come to see? And what lucky lady will be turned moist upon receiving her luscious stranger? 

 Meanwhile over in the bay, the people are gathered to wish bon voyage to a very special mission. The men of Legopolis are heading out into unchartered waters on a mission of some urgency...they are out to hunt and destroy, destroy and hunt the evil Shark that has brought more terror and destruction to the community than when Five Star played a gig in the restaurant. 

"Good luck you brave bastards!" cry the townsfolk left behind. Jack McHook leads the ancient mariners, backed up by Commodore 64, two naked sailors and Tex McHex, the beautiful Texan Movie Maker intent on capturing the capture for a fantastic filmic feature.

The Beautiful Stranger has made his way over to the Bushy Thatch Cottage. He knocks on the door with a "rat-a-tat-tat".

A beauty with a broom sits him down to drink some tea and munch on Victoria Sponge.

"It's nice to meet such a well-dressed Gent lover, but I'm just the cleaner here." simpers Mrs Mopp. "The owners are unfortunately away, and we fear they've both been eaten by a Shark."

"Fear not fair fair hag maiden, it is is thee I have come here to visit. It gives me great pleasure to inform you that in the advent of George and Martha's hideous demise, this here house is left to you, their loyal friend and bog cleaner."

"Eeeshk!" says Mopp. "I'm rich beyond the dreams of Avarice."

Some hours later, at the beachside Cafe, Gilly Lips is celebrating her victory. "By this time tomorrow I'll be a rich bitch! I'll have more money than LaToya's had bikini waxings."

Over at the other side of town, there is danger afoot. As the clock nears 3am, deranged Gypsy Jane ponders on the detonator of her bomb. She has spied casanova Dr Foxx, humping another of the fair beauties on the Hospital Staff. The cruel medic smooches in public, as if to taunt her!

"Right, the time's up you sexy sod. I'm gonna blow you and your hussy mistress to tragic kingdom come, just you see if I don't!" The wicked she devil prepares to crank her handle.... 

Will Legopolis go out with a bang? Or can mad Gyp be stopped in time?

Join us next time for the final episode, ever, of all time. Or until we make some more. If you don't Mad Gypo will plant dynamite in your smalls.