Part 2

Dr Who scowled at his old enemy the Trickster. But this was but a cunning diversion by the Timelord, who had found what he was feeling for in his pants - the remote control for TARDIS! With a strange groaning, the battered blue monolith magically appeared in the middle of the courtroom and Dr Who ordered Terri inside.
"That would have come in handy during all our other adventures." pointed out Terri as she scurried through the doors.
"Ssshh." said Dr Who.
But before Dr Who could scrabble inside after Terri, the Trickster's guards appeared, blocking his path.
"Throw Dr Who in the dungeon!" ordered the evil renegade.

Dr Who was slung through a door. But, instead of an empty cell, he found himself in the throne room with the Trickster and the King!
"I knew you'd be here so I allowed myself to be locked up!" revealed Dr Who. "In order to find out what you're up to!"
The Trickster merely winked, slowly and deliberately. As he did so, the King began to change shape, shifting and blurring before them. He reformed as a cheap looking tin robot.

"So the King is a robot!" Dr Who deduced triumphantly. "I thought as much!"
"I got him cheap on Liddel, the planet of cheap things." the Trickster explained. "And he can change into any creature I choose. And his name is Rocky."
He gave another wink and the tin robot blended and changed into Ulrika Johnson.
"But that would mean you can have unlimited perverted access to anyone in the Universe!" Dr Who said in disgust. "This is unspeakably vile sir! I'm confiscating that Android thing whatever you call it at once!"
Dr Who gave his own sinister wink. The Android began to change into Pamela Anderson, but the Trickster's mind was too strong and it remained in its previous form.
"You're old Who, your will is weak!" chuckled the Trickster.
"That might be so matey," replied Dr Who. "But I can still stitch you! This is now a battle of wits between us! Eh?"

The two enemies pitted their wits against each other, and poor Rocky dissolved into a strange blend of shapes as the balance of power shifted between the two foes. Back and forth the struggle crept, with all manner of sports personalities, light entertainment faces and soft porn stars pulsing in and out of existence. Then, just as the Trickster seemed to be winning with an excellent Sir Jimmy Saville, he was distracted by a strange noise. Dr Who's Ship suddenly appeared in the cell, piloted by Terri.
"Not soon enough though!" Terri cried, striding out the ship.
"What?" cried the Trickster. But it was too late - Terri was already bundling the bemused Dr Who and Rocky into TARDIS and the take-off maneuver was beginning.

"Hmmm, that should show that Trickster." Dr Who said, his hands moving over the controls. "You know my dear, Rocky here can transform himself into any person in the minds of those people present. And if that doesn't come in handy during the long lonely evenings, I fail to see what does eh?"
"So he can stay?" Terri cheered.
"Now then young woman, I shall decide that!" blustered Dr Who, shooing her out the way. "Rocky - welcome aboard!"

"Dr Who," Terri asked as he set the controls for twentieth century Earth to take her home and leave her there. "What was the Trickster's plan? And what if he had another shape changing robot? And why did he lock himself up?"
"Never mind that." said Dr Who. "I need to examine Rocky in the privacy of my bedroom. And just look at the scanner screens - we're already off on another adventure. And who knows what could happen to us there! Hmmm?"

THE END

Notes: .Actress Netty Haystack was permanently blinded during the making of the previous story "Dr Who and the Big Cock" when a special effect went wrong. For this reason she wore dark glasses for the duration of this adventure, a line being inserted into the script to explain this.

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