| Care Labels: What's All That About Then? |
| Care labels are scratchy and irritating and can safely be removed with a penknife or Stanley knife. |
| If blood from Stanley knife cuts gets onto clothes, it will make you look hard, as long as it is not so much as you make you look pale yourself. |
| Cleaner, fresher clothes make you look like a girl. And clothes that don't survive the wash weren't worth having anyway. |
| Neat Domestos is rarely a good idea, no matter what that bloke Dave says in the pub. |
| Anyway, he is not "a UN soap inspector", he works in Tesco stacking Dreft onto shelves. |
| So, here is a Man's Lexicon of the symbols on care labels. |
