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Bob Williamson

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'Ow do! Welcome to the temporary Bob Williamson page - until he gets his own website sorted out proper!

Who is Bob Williamson?

Bob is a fondly remembered 'folk comedian' from Bolton - he appeared on the legendary Lanky Spoken Here!  along with fellow Boltonian Bernard Wrigley, The Fivepenny Piece, Gary & Vera Aspey and others. Starting in the 1970s along with other entertainers who became famous through their folk club performances (Mike Harding, Bernard Wrigley, Jasper Carrott, Fred Wedlock, Max Boyce, etc.), Bob made three classic comedy albums, appeared on TV and radio and toured the country and the world. Sadly for all of us, and especially him, he injured himself badly and is now unable to perform. But his legacy lives on. And so does he, still in Bolton! But let Bob tell you about himself - he can do it better nor I can:

Early Daze

"I asked my dad which part on my child hood he enjoyed most... he said the conception.
He used to carry me everywhere on his shoulders... bloody uncomfortable in the car!
Then my mother tells me I've got my fathers eyes... I feel dreadful now.
On my dad's 80th birthday he informed me he didn't want to go into a home... especially mine.
When I was growing up, I wanted to be a Formula 1 racing driver, but God gave me a personality so that ruined that.

I lived for a while in a tower block flat, not much but at least it was a roof under my feet.
Left school and in order to keep myself off the streets I got a job as a postman...
...but was fired for writing OH YES THEY DO across every envelope that said PHOTOGRAPHS DO NOT BEND.
I was destined to be a doctor but I failed just ONE exam (my 11 plus).
I gave up smoking using acupuncture... I pricked the cigs with needles.

Bob met his first wife at a séance. He was a regular and she was a medium.
Then he had a psychic girlfriend but she left him before they met"

Showbiz

Bob was in a few pop groups who, curiously, went on to bigger things the moment Bob left.
Such as Bob and Garfunkel, and Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Titch and Bob. And, most frighteningly THE JACKSON 6!

Haven't I seen him somewhere?

Aye, he was in a couple of episodes of the award winning comedy series Phoenix Nights, created by fellow Boltonian Peter Kay. He auditioned for the club twice, but failed to get a booking, in spite of his monkey partner stealing the show.

What records did he make?

Bob made three highly acclaimed albums - his first, Super Turn on Joe Stead's legendary Sweet Folk All label was followed by two albums on EMI's One Up label Bob Williamson's Greatest Hits!! Vol. 6? and Still Hazy After All These Beers. Here's a picture of Bob with his albums and the monkey as proof:

One much sought-after record Lanky Spoken Here, issued on EMI, featured Bob with other Lancashire artists including Gary & Vera Aspey, Bernard Wrigley and of course The Fivepenny Piece. The record was a Lancashire dialect tutorial, interpersed with humorous songs. The 'Lanky' words and phrases were 'translated' into English by the posh-voiced former BBC newsreader Robert Dougall, among others. The album is now available on CD - for more details see the Lanky Spoken Here! CD page.

What's Bob up to these days?

Since Bob was forced into retirement, he's kept himself busy. He's now working on a website for himself and a new CD. We'll let you know when we have any more news.

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