The Genesis "Mother Teresa, Mother Teresa, you're not like Hitler..."
	The Early Days "Remember that time back in '69, we were fighting in the Vietnam War..."
	The Not-so-early Days "I was watching Supermarket Sweep one day..."
	The Classic Period "Just because I deliver milk early, doesn't mean I'm a milk man..."
	The End Of An Era "Your remarks about class struggle were remarkable..."
	The Renaissance "Vannessa Phelps, blinded and pushed into a minefield..."
	The Second Wave "I see a lump of sodden pitta, congealed in a putrid slab..."
	The Consolidation "I was the first hermaphrodite in space..."