II feel
sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning,
that’s the best they’re going to feel all day. Bernard Manning
My name is Stephen Burns, I am 58
years old, married and I live in Cardiff the Capital of Wales
in the UK. If you are interested in my biography it can be accessed
here
I
have made up this site for my own pleasure, and it is free and I
will not asking for any donations for it. If however you have just
won the lottery and want to send a few thousand quid my way, please
do. I mean to say, am I that stupid? (Don't answer that!)
'I went to buy some camouflage
trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.'
Tommy Cooper.
This site will be about the men and women that have made me
laugh over the past fifty years or so. Why? well there is nothing
like a good laugh for making you feel better, and when I had this
idea, I was just going to add a couple of pages to my other site,
www.dragonontheweb.com .
'He
had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed
his practical.'
Les Dawson.
After doing a quick bit of research on Google, and
http://en.wikipedia.org I
realised that there was a huge range of comedians out there, and
they would be worth a site all of there own.
Please note that this site is purely for the men and women that
have made ME laugh. I have no interest at all in people that I do
not find funny, and have not included them, and neither will I.
There may be many funny men and women out there that I have never
heard of, but for now, this will do for me.
'I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not
screaming and terrified, like his passengers.'
Bob Monkhouse.
As the site has
progressed, others have come in that perhaps are not my personal
favourites. However they are all funny, and I thought was worth a
page each. Each will get his or her
own page, and as most if not all of the information will have come
from web research, I will try to provide the links that the
information came from on the page.
"I can never
tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over"
Norman Wisdom
I have finished the site at the moment with one the rudest
comedians in the UK.Why? well, he is the very opposite of the best
that I have put in, but he is a 'modern' comedian, Roy 'Chubby'
Brown, and this is the reason that I made this site in the first
place, so that the real funny men and women do not get forgotten.
"Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of
enemy."
Spike Milligan.
As the site has been developing, I
have added several actors and comics that are not necessarily my
favourites. However they are all hugely popular, and I thought out
to be put in.
I have put in most of the ones that I can remember, and will add
more as time goes on. If you have any
suggestions and I have forgotten them and find them funny then I
will put a page in. Please contact me
here. There will be
a home page link on every page.
“Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for
the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."
Ken Dodd
On the
links page are a few sites that I have looked at for jokes. Some better
than others, but all will give you a laugh.
I really hope that you enjoy this site. I have had a lot of fun
remembering some of the past comedians, and they have given me a lot
of pleasure over the years. I would like you to let me know what you
think of the site, so please contact me using either of the two
links above or below or 'Skpe' me.