Lyrics

The Adventures Of Brian Glider (Riley/ Tilton)

Appears on:
 Miserable Sinners
 Sleeper

Marc Riley - Vocals, Guitar
Eddie Fenn - Drums, Guitar, Piano
Phil Roberts - Bass, Vocals
Mark Tilton - Guitar

Prior warning to all Mrs Gliders
About the man that's going to end up inside her
Angry people meet his every breath
Brian Glider only seconds from death in the park
Twentieth century or is it foul
Brian Glider more deader than dead-pan

Yes I can be a mite unfair
Say things about your silver-screen hair
Yes I can be a mite unfair

Often referred to as dippy dog
Always go out for a pint and a rock in the pub
Always turned out in a collar and tie
The only question Brian Glider is why
Just to prove
Brian Glider is a one in ten
Brian Glider you're a man amongst men

Yes I can be a mite unfair
Say things about your silver-screen hair
Yes I can be a mite unfair

Brian Glider's twice the man you'll ever be
You should be a fan

Prior warning to all Mrs Gliders
About the man that's going to end up inside her
Angry people meet his every breath
Brian Glider only seconds from death in the park
Always turned out in a collar and tie
The only question Brian Glider is why
Just to prove
Brian Glider is a one in ten
Brian Glider you're a man amongst men

Yes I can be a mite unfair
Say things about your silver-screen hair
Yes I can be a mite unfair