Lyrics

Poop Scoop

Appears on:
 Fancy Meeting God

Marc Riley - Guitar, Organ
Pete Keogh - Bass
Paul Fletcher - Guitar
Eddie Fenn - Drums

People say you've got to be sick
Oh but I disagree
Because I would rather hear nothing than hear ships ... come for me
Did you know I was a birthban?
Speak to John Lennon about his death
And the fact that he had bad breath
Well bugger me I'm up a gumtree
I'm a poop scoop writer
I'm an obscene writer
I'm a poop scoop, pop scoop, poop-poop, pop-poop, poop-poop writer

Did I hear you say I am the man at C&A
Oh I would like to be gay boys
Maybe just for a day
Did you know I was a birthban?
People wonder about his nose
And the fact that it was a bit concave
Well bugger me I'm up a gumtree

I'm a poop scoop writer
I'm an obscene writer
I'm a poop scoop, pop scoop, poop-poop, pop-poop, poop-poop writer

I'm a poop scoop writer
I'm an obscene writer
I'm a poop scoop, pop scoop, poop-poop, pop-poop, poop-poop writer