Lyrics
Appears on:
Gross Out
Warts 'N' All
Sleeper
Marc Riley - Vocals, Percussion
Pete Keogh - Bass Guitar
Paul Fletcher - Organ
Eddie Fenn - Drums
Fuck off the old romantics
Fuck off depraved sexual antics
Straight from the wrist when in context
You see, I've always been a smooth talking fucker
I've always been a rock stubble rocker
I made her scream when I took her
Never brewer's droop just luck, yeah
Because I've always been an active fucker
Put these ... in my case history
You'd better have the snip soon brother cos you'll always be a laid-back
fucker
Never a complaint in that department
in bed, in trees and underneath the park bench
You see, I've always been a smooth talking fucker, a well-built 5-7 lugger
You can call this a fucker's lament boy
But never get it up with all that build-up shit
Handle a woman, be coy boy
Hit her in the face with a full brick fist
Because I've always been an artistic fucker
I once wrote a poem and a few rugby songs:
"There was a young woman from Ealing
She had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
and opened her ('cracking sound')
and pissed all over the ceiling"
Because I've always been an artistic fucker
With mirrors and music I took her
Bitch, she laughed when I took her
You see I've always been a sensitive fucker
You can talk of the old romantics
Talk of depraved sexual antics
Flick off the wrist when in context
You see, I've always been a smooth talking fucker
I've always been a rock stubble lugger
I made her scream when I took her
Never brewer's droop just luck yeah
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