YOWSA! 
GET OUTTA THAT KITCHEN MUMMA - MR. TINKLER'S HOTTER THAN THE INFERNO OF THE BEAST HIMSELF! 
STANDING 7 FEET TALL, MARCUS TOWERS OVER THE THRONG AND BEATS THE NAILS OUT OF HIS DIGITAL IVORIES.
YOU CAN BITE ON THE THICK SLICES OF FUNK HE SERVES UP IN THE MORNING, AND HE ALWAYS DELIVERS IT WELL-DONE.

EAT TO HIS BEAT PEOPLE!