THE MASTER OF FUNK, BOOTSY-ROOTS CUT
HIS TEETH PLAYING THE BASS-RIFFS OF THE GODS ON TOP OF THE PARTHENON IN GREECE.
IN HIS SOUL LIES THE TRUE SOURCE OF THE GROOVE.
HIS FAVOURITE COLOUR IS SOUTH-COAST BLUE AND SEAFOOD LINGUINE IS THE FOOD THAT DRIVES THE FUNK WITHIN HIM.
AMEN.