2009 Pumpkin Song. (to the tune of Big Spender)

The minute you germinated
I could see you were a plant of distinction
A real big grower
Good looking and so refined
Say, wouldn’t you like to know what’s going
on in my mind?

So let me get right to the point
I don’t irrigate just every seed I sow
Hey big pumpkin
Photosynthesise and grow

Do you want to taste soup, soup, soup?
How’s about a few pies, pies, pies?
I can give you some chutney
Have a taste of some chutney

The minute you germinated
I could see you were a plant of distinction
A real big grower
Good looking and so refined
Say, wouldn’t you like to know what’s going
on in my mind?

So let me get right to the point
I don’t irrigate just every seed I sow
Hey big pumpkin
Photosynthesise and grow