Here are a selection of 'Joelisms' in no particular order...
"Quite a couple"
"You're not old Dad, you're just middle aged"
"Mummy's a butter-inner, isn't she?"
"Dad! You look far too girly"
"He's Whalish. He's from Wales"
"I'm a vegetariant"
"I want to tell you something"
"What are you two talking about?"
"I want to make a "barger" for my friend"
"Tea bags to you"
"Upside Round"
"Pump up the party"
"Hurry up Dad, take over that lorry"
"You can be Mr Greedy Dad because you eat too much"
"I'm putting my fingers in my ears so I can't hear any rude words"
"Follow my constructions"