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2007 Player Statistics
Pos
PLAYER
Games
Won
Runner-up
Last
Earnings
Average
1
The Shuffle
36
9
2
2
£114
1.5848
2
Old Lady
26
7
0
0
£106
1.5756
3
The Boatman
20
2
7
2
£13
1.3710
4
The Wicker Man
29
3
4
2
-£10
1.1239
5
Spud
26
3
2
2
£5
1.0718
6
Typhoo
29
3
4
2
-£6
1.0204
7
Coyote Mild
19
1
3
0
-£27
0.9174
8
Goose
22
1
2
2
-£9
0.7894
9
Belter Skelter
16
2
0
4
£17
0.7861
10
The Bubble Monkey
19
1
3
7
-£29
0.7161
11
Jimmy White
21
1
1
0
-£41
0.6188
12
The Advert
31
1
2
6
-£68
0.6036
13
Jarhead
12
0
2
2
-£27
0.5816
To qualify for a 2007 average, a player must have played at least 1/3rd as many games as the leading games player

2007 Game Statistics

DATE
VENUE
PPL
POT
PLAYERS/POSITIONS
The Shuffle
The Boat man
The Advert
Typhoo
Spud

The Bubble Monkey
The Wicker Man
Jimmy White
Old Lady
J'head
Brutal
Stretch Elvis
The Great Gatsby
Santa
The Arc
The Trojan
Belter Skelter
K'kaze
Goose
Coyote Mild
Red Dog
M'ger
Dave
Shagger
Teresa
2nd Dave
Marie
David Blane
Blaine
07/01/07
Boatman/ Jimmy
8
£24
5
6
3
8
4
2
7
1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
21/01/07
Boatman/ Jimmy
11
£33
4
2
6
5
3
-
9
8
7
10
1
11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
04/02/07
Boatman/ Jimmy
9
£27
3
-
1
7
2
9
5
4
8
-
6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
11/02/07
Boatman/ Jimmy
9
£27
6
8
4
1
9
2
7
-
3
-
5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
18/02/07
Boatman/ Jimmy
7
£21
1
-
7
-
5
-
6
4
3
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
04/03/07
Boatman/ Jimmy
10
£30
2.5
6.5
5
8
6.5
10
2.5
4
9
-
1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
11/03/07
Boatman/ Jimmy
6
£18
3
-
6
1
-
-
2
4
5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
18/03/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
6
£18
1
6
-
2
-
-
5
-
4
-
3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
27/03/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
8
£24
1
2
8
-
-
4
7
3
6
-
5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
08/04/07
Boatman/ Jimmy
10
£30
1
6
7
5
8.5
4
8.5
2
3
-
-
-
10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15/04/07
Boatman/ Jimmy
7
£21
5
1
3
2
6.5
-
6.5
4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
22/04/07
Spud/ Santa
13
£39
7
2
8
5
1
9
3
4
6
-
-
-
-
10
11
12
13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
06/05/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
10
£30
10
2
7
4
3
1
-
8
5
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
13/05/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
12
£36
3
10
6
5
4
-
1
11
8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
12
7
2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
20/05/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
12
£36
1
3
6
7
4
12
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
9
5
11
10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
27/05/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
10
£30
8
-
3
9
5
-
4
-
1
-
-
-
-
2
-
7
-
-
10
6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10/06/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
7
£21
1
2
7
-
5
3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
17/06/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
5
£15
4
5
2
-
-
-
3
-
1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
24/06/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
10
£30
9
2
4
3
1
6
10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
8
5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
01/07/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
9
£27
4
1
9
6
-
-
2
-
7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
5
3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
08/07/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
10
£30
3
6
8
2
-
-
4
-
5
10
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
9
-
-
7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15/07/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
13
£39
8
11
4.5
13
7
10
6
-
1
9
-
-
-
-
-
-
4.5
-
2
3
-
12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
22/07/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
9
£27
1
2
-
6.5
6.5
-
4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
5
3
8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
29/07/07
Advert
8
£24
-
7
3
-
-
8
2
-
1
4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
05/08/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
10
£30
4
-
3
7
2
-
9
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
6
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
-
-
12/08/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
10
£30
5
-
-
6
1
10
7
-
9
8
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
3
2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
19/08/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
9
£27
6
-
7
3
-
5
2
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
4
8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
26/08/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
10
£30
3
-
2
-
5
-
4
-
1
-
-
-
-
9
-
10
7
-
8
6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
02/09/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
7
£21
7
-
-
-
-
2
4
3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
1
-
6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
09/09/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
12
£36
2
-
7
1
6
-
3
8
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
12
9
10
-
-
4
-
11
-
-
-
-
-
23/09/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
10
£30
3
-
8
6
9
10
4
5
1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
18/11/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
12
£36
1
-
9
3
6.5
8
-
6.5
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
10
-
4
-
2
-
-
-
12
11
-
-
-
25/11/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
9
£27
6
-
9
4
-
-
-
5
3
7
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
8
2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
09/12/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
11
£33
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
6
3
11
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
9
7
-
5
4
8
-
-
-
-
-
16/12/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
12
£36
11
-
-
6
7
-
1
8
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
3
4
-
12
9
-
-
-
5
-
-
23/12/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
12
£36
11
-
3
10
9
-
-
6
5
4
2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
7
30/12/07
Typhoo/ Shuffle
12
£60
5
-
6
-
10
12
-
7
-
11
-
-
-
8
-
-
3
-
2
4
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
9
-

2007 Game Notes

07/01/07
 In a long game Wicker Man gets chocolate elbow. Boatman puts stickers on Haemorrhoid
21/01/07
 Jarhead listens to loud music on his debut. Brutal wins for the 1st time in a quick game
04/02/07
 Black cards used for 1st time for just 3 hands. Jimmy White keeps spilling chips
11/02/07
 Typhoo gets 4 of a kind after 888 flop. Police song 'Text msg in a bottle' (Sending out an SMS)
18/02/07
 A slightly subdued affair. Shuffle wins 1st game of the year. Spud flops 4 cards by mistake
04/03/07
 3 Four of a kinds, 2 people knocked out at same time twice, 1 pooey shoe and 1 horrible fart
11/03/07
 Hungover game due to Old Lady/Brutals house party. Typhoo wins sporting a bruised head
18/03/07
 Shit dings album launch triggers killer jacks. Shortest heads up ever, lasting just one hand
27/03/07
 Only the second time a game is played on a Tuesday. Shuffle wins his third game in five
08/04/07
The Great Gatsby makes debut in Boatmans/Jimmys new house. Photos taken for the 1st time
15/04/07
Oh Bimbo! Boatman comes from behind to win as some kids dance outside on Adverts car
22/04/07
Biggest game to date split into two tables for the first time. Haemorrhoid eats an apple slowly
06/05/07
H has lots of luck to win his 1st of the year. Game played on a snooker table using yellow cards
13/05/07
Wicker Man wins after being far behind. 2 debutants, 2 Four of a kinds & game split into 2 tables
20/05/07
A long game sees Shuffle win after just 1 hand in the final. H changes his name to the Bubble Monkey
27/05/07
Lots of full house action. Old lady wins his 1st of year. Wicker Man arrives late & gets a very wet foot
10/06/07
1st time this year a female hasn't played. Yet again Shuffle comes 1st, Boatman 2nd & Advert last
17/06/07
Late start means 12.45am finish. Advert is an utter mess. Greg Norman. Performance. Luxury. Style
24/06/07
Spud wins despite a strange body posture. Shuffle plays in shin pads. Boatman is 2nd for the 6th time
01/07/07
Debutant Red Dog deals a flop when no one is left in. Wicker Man looks at Gooses cards by mistake
08/07/07
In a very quick game, Aggressive Harry wins for the 1st time. Minger plays for the 1st time this year
15/07/07
Big game starts early due to Copa final. Old Lady wins 3rd in 5. Harry folds straight without realising
22/07/07
A-As vs K-Ks vs 10-10s in one mad hand tops off a night of mass flushes but relatively low drama
29/07/07
8 people crammed round small table. Old Lady wins 4th game in 6. Gaz G is christened 'Coyote Mild'
05/08/07
5 WINS IN 7 FOR THE OLD LADY! Spud gets Four of a Kind in Aces. Both players wear shorts
12/08/07
Old Lady forgets to wear shorts & comes 9th. Coyote Mild & Goose both have Ks in very long hand
19/08/07
Jarrhead wins his 1st game. Lots of burnt card misfortune. Typhoo & Shuffle refuse to eat Des'ree
26/08/07
Old Lady makes it 6 wins in 9 after wearing shorts again. Harry Cool becomes Belter Skelter
02/09/07
White makes crucible comeback in early kick off due to stag do. Coyote M talks belts & ice to a stripper
09/09/07
The 3rd time Typhoo has won a game before going on holiday. Shagger makes his debut.
23/09/07
Old Lady wins his 7th game in 10. Wicker gets quad Ks. Mint Echos eaten
18/11/07
1st game for nearly 2 months sees 2 players make their debuts. Santa performs the river dance
25/11/07
Harry Cool wins his 2nd game. Old Ladys beard is extremely long but nice too touch
09/12/07
Jarhead goes out in the third hand. Shuffle wins his ninth of the season
16/12/07
The Wicker Man has an incredibly lucky game and wins. Marie makes her poker debut
23/12/07
Jimmy White gets 4 Aces in Gooses maiden poker victory. Mexican pringle crunch is performed
30/12/07
Smart suits for the final game of the year. Dave wins his first. Shuffle becomes 2007 champion