DISAGREEMENT
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VERSE 1
-PHIL
Nina's on the front page, as they say!
It is a really glorious day!
The female star of 24
Is becoming loved more and more!
VERSE 2
-WRAITH
Nina is bad, can't you see
She's a villain, evil is she
An evil look upon her face
In company of devils is her place
VERSE 3
-PHIL
Nina is good, so full of grace
That's not an evil look on her face
She's the best girl of 24
If you challenge me again I'll just say more
VERSE 4
-WRAITH
I think on this we disagree
But let's not argue entirely
There are other people in 24
Let's find one where we harmonise more.
VERSE 5
-PHIL
Well lets try Kim, the obvious choice
Some say that she's the one for the boys
Some say she's well built and others slim
What I notice is that she's dim
VERSE 6
-WRAITH
But Kim is smart, she is not thick
I'll prove it to you in a tick!
She threw the coffee at her guard
And untied herself, which is quite hard!
VERSE 7
-PHIL
And then she nearly got herself shot!
Of brains she seems to have not a lot!
Time to move on, your time to choose
Another character's reputation to peruse
VERSE 8
-WRAITH
Then I'll choose Tony, the man with the beard
There in season 1, then it disappeared.
He's a fine man, to the government loyal
Beneath his surface he simmers, but never
comes to the boil!
VERSE 9
-PHIL
Tony's OK, he's not a bad fellow
Always soft voiced, never heard to bellow
But doesn't like the daylight, or so it seems
Likes dark places, with low hanging beams
VERSE 10
-WRAITH
Tony likes light - we've seen him go out!
He rescued Teri from a gun-toting lout.
He's gone to the wedding to interrogate the
groom
I think that the wedding is faced with doom!
VERSE 11
-PHIL
So Tony's not the one on who we agree
And it's Kim for you and Nina for me.
There must be someone on whom we concur
How about the man who Tony now calls Sir!
VERSE 12
-WRAITH
I take it you mean George, the CTU boss
His premature demise will be a great loss.
He keeps Jack in check and runs the place
I know we'll all miss dear George's face!
VERSE 13
-PHIL
Oh come on Wraith. That must be a joke!
The man's such a toad it's no wonder he'll
croak!
The man's a snake and he'll shed his skin
Due to the radiation in which he's been!
VERSE 14
-WRAITH
Now really Phil, show some compassion!
Poor George is dying of atomic fission.
He's not bad as you make out,
Let's find someone else to talk about.
VERSE 15
-PHIL
Try season one baddy, Victor Drazen.
No other villain could be quite so brazen.
He admitted his hatred for Jack and the Pres
He shot his friend's daughter - and let him
clear the mess!
VERSE 16
-WRAITH
At last there's one makes us see eye to eye
Though that may be tricky as you are I!
Drazen's a bad guy, of that there's no doubt
With no redeeming features I'd talk about.
VERSE 17
-PHIL
Perhaps there another we see the same way
What of David Palmer, a good man I'd say.
Sometimes I think he might seem too squeaky
clean
But then I think that's just me being mean.
VERSE 18 -WRAITH
Palmer's a good man of that I'm sure
One we can rely on in our series, 24.
His children, well they bring him trouble
And his wife Sherry, she brings him double.
VERSE 19
-PHIL
And then there's Jack, the star of our show
To him pride of place must surely go.
The man with two guns, a killer we know,
But even so he must be our hero!
VERSE 20
-WRAITH
On Jack we agree, he's a really fine man
He fights for the good any way he can.
If his family's in trouble, he'll go his own
way.
But we can be sure that Jack will save the
day!
VERSE 21
-PHIL
So it turns out there are three on who we
both agree.
Drazen, Palmer, Bauer as seen by Wraith and
me.
Drazen is the bad guy, the other two seem
good.
So I'd see them, not him, next time
you're in the 'hood.
THE END