I've Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Women
                          (R.C. Bannon)

E                                       A
I've served my time losing track of the wine
E                                                A
Looking through red eyes at the blues
E                                      B
Holding on til the very last song
A                                                  E
Trying to make up my mind who to choose
E                                   A
Chasing a dream in a whisky world
E                      A
Down the neon avenue
E                                                 B
Ah I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
A                                          E
But I've sure woke up with a few

A                                             E
Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker
                     A                                             E
Of a candle make you see it from a different view
E                                                   B
Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
A                                         E
But I've sure woke up with a few

I've met more than one morning lying there
Groaning, crying "Lord what did I do"
Hangin' my head as I slipped from her bed
Trying hard not to leave any clues
When I start out the evening I'm being selective
But I'll take anything after two
No I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker
Of a candle make you see it from a different view
Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few
No I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few