ROSALIE'S GOOD EATS CAFE   (Shel Silverstein)

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It's two in the mornin' on Saturday night at Rosalie's Good Eats Café
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The onions are fryin' the neon is bright and the jukebox is startin' to play
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And the sign on the wall says "In God We Trust all others have to pay"
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And it's two in the mornin' on Saturday night at Rosalie's Good Eats Café

 

The short order cook with the Momma tattoo, he's a turnin' them hamburgers slow

Eggs over easy whole wheat down, d'y'all all want that coffee to go?

He never once dreamed as a rodeo star that he'd wind up here today

At two in the mornin' on Saturday night at Rosalie's Good Eats Café

 

There's a tall skinny girl in the booth in the back

wearin' jeans and a second hand fur

She's been to the doctor then called up her man,

And now wonders just where she could turn

She stares at her coffee then looks toward the ceiling,

But Lord, it's a strange place to pray

At two in the mornin' on Saturday night at Rosalie's Good Eats Café

 

There's a guy in the tux and he stands in the corner

feedin' the jukebox his dimes

He just had a woman and thought that he'd bought her

But found that he'd just rented sometime

And he couldn't sleep, so he came back to see if anyone else wants to play

At two in the mornin' on Saturday night at Rosalie's Good Eats Café

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Now, there's an old dollar bill in the frame on the wall
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The first one that Rose ever made
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It was once worth a dollar a long time ago but like Rose it's beginnin' to fade
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She's back of the register dreamin' of someone and how things would be if he'd stayed
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But it's two in the mornin' on Saturday night at Rosalie's Good Eats Café

 

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The stoop shouldered man and his frizzy haired woman,
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It's strange how their eyes never meet
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He's playin' the pinball, she's fixin' the blanket of the baby asleep on the seat
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He's out of work, she's puttin' on weight and hell, they never did have too much to say
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It's two in the mornin' on Saturday night at Rosalie's Good Eats Café

 

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The waitress Darlene, she sits at the counter, paintin' her fingernails blue
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And the short order cook, he yells, "move it or lose it and picks up and orders of stew"
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But someday a rich handsome man'll walk in and carry her far far away
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From two in the mornin' on Saturday night at Rosalie's Good Eats Café

 

The shaggy haired hippie, he's finished his meal

And he's countin' the change in his jeans

Burger and coffee eighty five cents,  cents and he's only got twenty three

He smiles at Rose, and she winks back at him, but

Lord that's a high price to pay

At two in the morning on Saturday night at Rosalie's Good Eats Café

 

The baby faced sailor, he leans on the phone and dials the number again,

While the guy in the tux tells the girl with the jeans

About wonderful places he's been

And a wino comes in off the street and starts shoutin'

'Bout fortunes that he threw away

And Rosalie's asking the shaggy haired hippie

if he's got the warm place to stay

And the short order cook takes the five from

the till while Rosie's lookin' away

And the onions keep frying', the neon is bright

and the jukebox continues to play

And it's two in the mornin' on Saturday night at Rosalie's Good Eats Cafe