BOF's caption competition 2 (no prizes)

*I wish those Sherpas would try to keep up....
*Oops, looks like I left my top-box back at base-camp3.
*Is an oxygen breathing system an option for this model ?
*Better check if the Sagem fuel-injection system needs re-mapping at 27,000ft
*I think I just ran over the remains of Sir GeorgeMallory.

* Bill, that curry I had last night was strong..... Bill ?

* Keep going after the lights next to Tescos ?