BOF's caption competition (no prizes)

* I told you not to put that anvil in the top box.

* Well if a 350 ton Jumbo Jet can assume this position, why not a Goldwing ?

* Extract from Honda owners guide ;-CAUSION:- The lo-sung exaust muffler of Groldwing motorcycle not are intented to become as "wheelie-bars".

* This never used to happen on my Ariel Leader !

*Set controls for the heart of the sun.

*Let the clutch slowly with a little throttle.

*....and you've never had to change the front tire.

* I think you'll find the Goldwing isn't cleared for aerobatics.