Happy Days Walking in the park I gaze, Thinking about lifes happy days, Birds a singing, far and loud, Children playing in a crowd, Dogs chasing sticks with jovial haste, Old lady eating ice-cream, enjoying the taste, I am enlightened, life ain't so bad, Wait a minute, I must be fucking mad! Who gives a fuck about loud singing birds, Shoot the feathered motherfucking terds! Noisy children shouting and swearing, Kicking up fuck and not even caring, Dogs with their rancid piss and their shit, Laying it down for all to slip in it, Old lady apparently enjoying ice-cream, Tastes just like shit, or so it would seem, So to all and everyone, I just want to say, Who gives a shit about anyones day!