Deep Blue Sea Swimmming in the ocean, admiring all the fish, What a tranquil place, I really got my wish, The clear blue sea, glistens in the sun, I must be in heaven, this really is such fun, Dolphins all around me, their grace for all to see, To be down in this place, so enraptures me, But wait a minute, what is this, coming right my way, Moving very quickly, how much does it weigh? I'm getting a bit concerned now, it is rather fat, Fuck in hell you idiot, it's a shark you stupid twat! Now I have to go, a bit dodgy I must admit, Fuck all this bollocks, this place has turned to shit, Really was enjoying this, but that has been undone, Does not matter where you go, some cunt spoils the fun, Well fuck you shark, you are a symbol of my life, You are every motherfucker that has caused me so much strife, So I know you will not eat me, you want to let me be, For to suffer this eternal shithole, must be my destiny.

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