I need to mail a box of            Hmmmm....
 floppies to my sister.         
 Will full disks weigh
 more than blank ones?               ,
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 I'll go and weigh them.         Umm...10 quid?
 What would you give my 
 sister for unzipping?               ,

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  WHAT? I meant like            Oh..er..yeah..I knew that..
  winzip or something!          it was a joke..HA-HA-HA-HA!
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