Hi! What are you doing?         I'm shopping online 
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        Why?                      The tuna packed in water is
                                  labelled "dolphin safe", but
                                  the tuna packed in oil isn't.
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  That's because they              Oh yes, of course.
  suffocate in the oil.
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