Now press the spacebar.      Return bar?
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     No, space bar. Space.       I have an enter bar, return  
                                 bar, and a shift key?
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    No, space. Space bar.         I'm confused.
    The long horizontal key!
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    Ok, see your c, v,             Yes?
    b, n, and m keys?  
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     Right under them.              Ohhhhh!
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     Do you still have             Yes, why?
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   Send it back. You're too
   stupid to have a computer.

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