These pockets won't open up.     Yeah, they're sewn shut.
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        Why?                      They're decorative.
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  Decorative? Who ever heard     They're pretty standard 
  of decorative pockets?         in all suits.
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  In that case I'm going
  back to the shop to get
  some shorts with ornaments 
  sewn into the crotch.
  
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