Hi!              Hi! So, did she give you any?
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    Hell no. . . You know       Not even for Christmas?
    how tight she is.                 ,
              
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  Especially not for Christmas.      WHAT?....Your mom?
  My mom's kind of weird, man.        ,
                                   
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  What were you talking about?    I was asking if your girlfriend 
                                  let you have sex over the holiday.
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         Oh. . . no.                 Ohhh...
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       Don't ask about the 
       mom thing, please.

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