David F. AKA. Franco
Comments from the annals of the Lads
“Keep moving
Graham, they’re stocktaking”
Franco to Graham as he was standing to look in the window of a very downmarket second-hand shop (1996).
“I used to have a
dog like that”
Dick chatting up a bird at a party by referring to her fluffy jumper (1982)
“Don’t talk to
him, he’s a c…”
Johnny Hawkes referring to Dick having overheard the above, commenting to another partygoer (1982)
“There’s no
justice is there? One of ‘em
you couldn’t get both your hand round one of her t…s, the other you could
cover with a couple of corn plasters”
Johnnie Hawkes commenting on the relative merits of one well endowed and one flat chested young lady. Same party. (1982)
“I’m going to
grind her into the wall”
Johnny Hawkes, later at the same party (1982)
“I got a quote
for me insurance. One hundred and
firty five founds firty-five, Fird party fire and feft”
Johnny Hawkes (1981)
“My lecturer is a
real prat. He told me I had to
see a speech ferapist”
Johnny Hawkes commenting on his Language lecturer at Lamperter University (1981).
“I could see her
standing there naked in the glow of me cigarette”
Johnny Hawkes commenting on another successful amorous
adventure (1979)
“How many f…
degrees have you got?”
Johnny Hawkes (1980 to date)
“What you lack in
intelligence, you make up for in common sense”
“Oh thanks”
Franco to Graham and reply (1992)
“Come on, come
on, there’s nothing to see”
Graham and Franco, clearing the crowd outside Peppermint Park after a fight, shortly before legging it as the real Police arrived.
“You know who
your f… mates are”
Paul, after demonstrating to his mates an impressive series of hand brake turns in his Austin A40, commenting on the sudden disappearance of his friends when the Police arrive.
“Having sex with
an experienced woman is like a warm toilet seat.
Whilst in itself, it is a pleasurable experience, it is spoiled by the
thought of the bloke who’s been there before you.”
Terry Starling (1996 to date)
“I am just going
out to get some fresh air”
Graham at a party, only to be shortly later found loading beer into the boot of his car (1978)
“Do you believe
in love at first sight?”
“Only if the
price is right”
Dick’s reply to a young lady’s enquiry. She slapped him across the face seconds later. (1979)
“Have a good
look, have a good look!”
A young lady’s shouted comments to Dick across a crowded street following his inadvertent glance up her skirt as she alighted from a taxi (Same night 1978)
John Hawkes. At above mentioned party
beer, cigs. chips and gravy.
I'd give my right arm to be able to play chopsticks.
