Tigger
is the secret 6th member of the house. Since the sucess of the 'Jungle
book' film in 1988, he has struggled to find any decent work. He made
some cameo appearances in the tacky disney cartoon series 'Tailspin',
but was axed after he issued death threats to Balloo the Bear. In his
hey day he was notorious for going to wild hollywood parties where he
was often seen brushing shoulders with top stars like Roland Rat, Burt
and Ernie, and Chevy Chase. As the work dried up, and his bank balance
with it, he sunk to a new all time low of appearing in science fiction
themed muppet porn films.
Tigger
in Porn shot mode!!
Eventually
he came off the rails. His life descended into a seedy world of underground
whiskas smuggling and black market wool importing. His exact activities
in the final months of his demise are unclear, but its rumoured that he
was so desperate to reclaim his lost fame, he even worked as a DJ at M-Club.
Although
still on the mend, and prone to relapses, Tigger has given up his quest
for fame and settled for the quiet life. Unable to pay rent, he earns
his keep by doing odd jobs around the house, and making lasagne every
second Tuesday.
He has proved a great success at house parties by showing off his amazing
talent of making a chicken from a dish cloth.
When
the house members moved into No.31, they found Tigger lying in the back
lane, overdosed on a lethal cocktail of KittiKat and Bacardi Breezers. Taking
him in, they set about nursing him back to health. Tigger was going to have
to go Cold Turkey to get back on track.
When
times are hard, Tigger is always there to lend a word of support and also
makes great tea. All in all, we are glad to have Tigger as part of our
house. We salute thee, O orange fluffy one!!
