to the Staying-in-Bed Department. This department is what the
whole Order was originally all about and so handles various little
tasks like staying in bed all day, advertising the benefits of
staying in bed all day and organising bed-related events (except
for those involving sleeping, which are the responsibility of
our friends in the Sleeping Department).
the Staying-in-Bed Department is resting on its laurels after
the Order's 10th birthday on 13th August 2009. Naturally it will
continue to advertise rest as much as possible, but it does have
a busy schedule involving intensive relaxation. Our new and dynamic
Head of Department is relaxing in an extremely new and dynamic
way and hopes you will be able to follow her lead in such matters.
Questions about our plans for the future should be directed to
the Planning Department via the Contact link on the Home Page.
They are employed for these things, in the same way as we are
employed to stay in bed all day.
of the Department hope that you will be able to see your way
to joining our movement and point to their perpetually low blood
pressures, lack of urgent deadlines, lack of concern about budgets
and disinterest in alarm clocks as some of the more prominent
benefits of their relaxed attitudes. If you wish to routinely
formalise this behaviour once you find it to your liking, we
hope you find the forms below helpful.