The final review
The final review for How to eat Wombats will look like this:
This book is called "How to eat wombats", was written by W.J. Womeat, and was published by Unknown Foods Corp.
It appears to have grown out of a desire to waste other people's money.
To briefly summarise, this book is about how to eat wombats, including the many recipes in which they can be included, and the likelihood of the wombat eating you first.
This book is intended for idiots, cooks, and the bin.
This book is long, written by an eccentric, sick, about wombats, and unusual.
I think that, having read this book, I am bewildered, fed up with wombats, and stupid.
Since reading "How to eat wombats" I have given it to charity and gone to the doctor's.
How to eat wombats is of course available from all stupid high street retailers for a ridiculous price of £79.99 or your local charity shop.