Engineering Department

Welcome to the Engineering Department.

Being the Engineering Department for the Order, we are always terribly busy, however, so if you want anything, we can't help you yet.

Please do not attempt to join our waiting list, because we already have reached the management-set limit of 18,782 people on here (raised from the former 17, 673 owing to demand). If you do attempt to join, three things will happen:

a) the number on the waiting list will go up to 18,783.

b) we will get into trouble and possibly get the sack.

c) by the time we get to you we will have lost all the information you give us and it will probably get taken away by someone who will bombard you with junk mail for months.

Please return later if you do want our services. We apologise for any inconvienience this may cause.

P.S.: O.B. members get served quicker. Click here to join now.

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