Please answer all questions to the best of
your ability. Completed forms should be sent with cheques as noted
below to the normal email address.
Part 1 - Basic information
Part 2 - Personal information
Part 3 - Your expectations of the Order
Anticipated joining fee [in £/s/d]:
[Please include a cheque for double this sum in your application.
Use post-1971 decimal coinage.]
In accordance with EU directives on an unrelated topic, in
line with normal UK interpretation procedures, the Order is considering
developing its own early-warning nuclear missile defence system.
Do you consider that this would be beneficial to world peace?
Do you expect that being a member of the Order will allow
you access to higher ranks of UK society, improve your job prospects
and entitle you to prefix your name with "Sir" or "Lady"?
Part 4 - Personal
Would you consider joining an organisation which expects you
to maintain its basic principals of a laid back attitude to life
in accordance with high expectations of monogamy, ferroequinology
and oppression of those guilty of politics?
Part 5 - Legal
Are you signing up to the Order in good faith and without
intention to use it as a front for nefarious dealings or other
such doubtful activities with which we do not wish to be associated?
Please note that failure to answer questions correctly or
to attach your cheque to the correct corner of your email may
result in your application being denied.