•The Order of the Bed•

Founded on Friday 13th August 1999

MOTTO: No one gets me up and gets away with it

Page 1: Homepage

 

Welcome to the website of the Order of the Bed - an organisation devoted to the construction of a new world order around comfort, sleep and, most importantly, Beds. This website probably won't say much about the details, as the policy creators are all too busy lazing around to do any work, but enjoy your visit anyway.

 

This link leads to our page on copyright, last updated at Easter 2009

The Order of the Bed is divided into four major departments:

Planning Department - planning for the Order and the future (it says)

Railways Department - overseeing our rail-related operations (when we have some)

Sleeping Department - campaigning for a nationwide rise in sleeping (by sleeping)

Staying in Bed Department - the core of the Order's original aims.

 

Then we have a direct link to our long-running and popular section on:

The Wye Valley Railway - a Planning Department project which may be better understood if that page is read first. Consisting of over 90,000 words, this area has been commented on, examined, referenced and plagiarised, befitting its role as the largest source of information about the Wye Valley Railway on the entire Internet.

 

This website is also home to various collections of other pages on other useful topics:

Comment, Satire and Tripe Department - offering a suitably biased view of the world (the home of our humorous little articles)

How to... - do, well, anything really, unless we haven't written an article on it yet

Fun Stuff - formerly Kids - home to our collections of jokes, mazes, and messy things to do with stuff

A History of the British Railway - a comparatively brief and fairly interesting history of the rail network from 1758 onwards.

 

We also have a selection of other useful pages and sections on other topics:

Engineering Department

Recycling Department

Seasonal Area

Our History

Links

Contact

The Egress

 

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09/08/09