| Name | Mark Griffiths |
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| Nickname | Sparky | |
| Colours | will be Red and Yellow | |
| Field rank | Man-at-Arms | |
| Age | 22 | |
| Favourite Drink | Everything except Baileys | |
| Favourite Jelly | none (heretic!) | |
| Could be a stunt double for... | The Laughing Cow (you had to be there...) | |
| Favourite Weapon/Combo | Sword and Buckler; Bardiche | |
| In real life... | Office Supplier/Supervisor | |
| Biography: | Mark wishes to remain an international man of mystery. |