Weakest Links - am I the first to stoop this low?


I suppose I'd better have one of these pages, linking to the stuff that every other web page links to on the web, and of course by putting Log at the top of my list, I annoy and miff the other forty million three hundred and seven people not at the top.  My oppinion really does count for that much.

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Luvvly Boys These are the sites that made me want to do something like this - Only not rubbish.
Disappointment.com

Lord of all things funny and gay. Why, God, did you make me this way?
He might be the funniest queer on the net, but I'm the funniest cuillère, hoo hoo hoo, did you see what I did there?  I like him so much I asked Uri Gellar around.  Damn that clause 28.
And am I bitter that he's going to do a section on John's Not Mad?  Am I pissed off because I've been trying to get a copy from a medical student for months?  Of course not...  No, it's just something in my eye.
Gorilla Salad A collection of stuff that makes me laugh more than Log does sometimes, and then I feel guilty and cry.  Then I make some Devil's Salad Cream with my mischief wand and offer my cupped hand to a lady so that she may lick away like a little pup, or scream and fetch a carniverous midwife empowered by law to eat as much of me as she pleases before forcing the rest back up my mother's rotten cavity that I may be reborn more mannerful.  That'll teach me!

The Ceefax section, which I will no doubt be emulating eventually, is sublime, but nothing is funnier than Sex Worm in the New Biology.
thepoke It's got some bits that actually made me laugh.  Me, who is misery.  And I was there first, so there.  But if I find out it's a fake newpaper somebody will Swing like their winning.  I really can't find anything funny about The Onion.
Doll Soup

Homepage of Paul Baker and an easy site not to get at first view, but really is excellent.  You simply must read Jamie4u and Handbag!  A magazine for Ladies of a certain age that puts my rubbish My Woman's Weekly to utter shame and contains its own in-built Kitschen Sink Drama between the psychic and letters' page ladies that is simply fabulosa!

This all used to be true, but he's got rid of all the funny stuff now because he's got a serious job.  I cried, I did...  out my face.  Paul Baker you made my eyes do wee-wee.  Really he should just host the good stuff elsewhere, but he's gay and his mind isn't analytical.  I'll replace this with something else, any ideas?  Framley Examiner, maybe.  Somebody email him and offer him space for his stuff.
Almost There Top notch stuff, but doesn't make me cry at my worthlessness in quite the same way.
TV Go Home Sometimes funny, sometimes not. But always full of rage. Best when it's stupid like this
TV Cream A reservoir of television anorakerry that I sometimes wonder if I've written myself when I'm pissed up on Tixylix and Robbytussins and then forgotten about.
Mediapill Fortnightly format sometimes sees it go a bit thin on the ground, just like TV Go Home.  They should take my example and write sod all that's still rubbish.  Therefore by science a scientician could work out that by percentages I'm funnier than they are.  Groovy!
The Emporium of Fruit Annoying front end, but has its moments.  Dead now, though... all dead.
Superkaylo Muttworld is wank-hottt as are some other things. Probably.
Unnovations TV Go Home's inbred bastard child kept mewling in its own filth, sobbing in a drawer in a locked third floor room.  I like this and this.  Sharp-eyed obsessives might see Charlie Brooker recycling material like some crazy nun, curtains, and the Von Trapps.  I'm sure somebody could word that last bit so it's actually funny.
Exploding Dog I just like it, ok?  I haven't eaten your pins.
WTF!! This rubbish is almost as bad as mine.
Bee World Proto-site of James Barrington Hamshere, a child born from the cottaged coupling of boy antiques prodigy (and part-time dandylion clock) James Harries and seems like a nice-bot C-3PO.  He's inherited his father's hair (Harries Dominant at the time) and his mother's voice...  winner!

It's got a certain something that I envy, and he's a lot funnier than me.  But don't tell him that.
Charlie's Pringles Packed to the brim with Bergeraction, Bergeractresses but not Eric Berger, who was my French guest.  Nevertheless, it's just all so lovely.  And Gypsy Ham somehow reminds me of it.
Pork-Pad Inventors of the amazing Pork-Pad, these two gay boys can turn a leg of swine into a tiny brothel, complete with pork scratching scrubbers and a fearsome madam made from a trotter full of fuses.  These boys are so gay, man, like they have to express their mordant sexuality through binges of hetrosexual hobby horsing.  How gay is that?  I'll say... Super Gay.  And neither of them knows how to work a lady's feefee so that she shouts out all foreign and you have to hide in the wardrobe from her husband, who has a moustache, red dungarees and big hammer.  But they know what mordant hobby horsing is, which is more than I do.  Caramba!
Random Tandem Things me and Casper found while riding blindfold on our rather antiquated bicycle.
Let's Be Hens! Buchan is sooo funny.
Maltese Dogs

I really can't work out if this is real or not, but I've been laughing my little girl's laugh at it all day.  If it's real then Oh God 2, but if it's NOT I bow down to the excellence of it.  Somebody submit it to Graham Norton so he can phone them on the Doggy Phone.  Let it happen, please.
Make sure you've got a soundcard for the fully creepy experience of The Nursery That Would Not Shut UP and the rather fruity Stud Poetry.
Mara Goes I don't know, it's just gentle and beautiful.  Look in the fun section.
Train Up a Child Frankly I've been doing this for many years.
GAMBIT Strikes Sexy sex god, or wankery spunk pot?  I think he's bitchin'
Rochdale Online Check out this fantastic 9th century town, 21st century fashion.  View the events calendar; attend everything; count the change from a fiver - yay!
The Broomcupboard The first person to ever link to me! Admittedly I did force my URL down his neck by posting on his message board. You will follow where he has lead. No, you will.
Vote Spoon Somebody started a liddle old vote on whether I was utter rubbish or not.  15 people voted, 7 saying I made them cry (laughing), 7 saying I was their god (awwwe, how keey-ute!), and 1 just didn't know his arse from his elbow.  Go, my children, add to my glory!  But don't vote more than once, cos that's not really fair on me, and you're only cheating on yourself in the long run (teachers repertoire)...
Webwasher The best thing I've ever downloaded.  Takes adverts and pop-up windows out of the nest.  And it's filtered out over 122,000 images, 42,500 scripts and 8,000 of those lovely pop-up windows in 8 months.  But don't get it if you're in idiot, because you've got to know when to turn it off.
Holographic Universe This could seriously change your view of reality, and I really mean it.

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