Rate me as a human being with this anonymous form. Perhaps you already
know me, yet are scared to tell me what an utter piece of worthless filth you
think I am. But you're like a salmon swimming against the tide, for loving
me is inevitable, just like fancying girls with big tits.
And of course this is a prime opportunity to tell me that you do love me anonymously
if you've been harbouring screaming knicker rage for me all your life.
You big poof.