Hey!  You there!  W-w-WHERE YOU GOING WITHA SMILE ON YOUR FACE!?

This page is far more helpful than the real NTL help page. Just look at how unbelievably happy Meowth is, and Jesse gives me the horn summat chronic.

Look. This was the very first test web page thingy that I did EVER! (After getting on the web) So it's got to go somewhere, understand?

I made it with the email program in Netscape and didn't have a fucking clue what I was doing, and I think it's fucking great. Just how far ahead of it's time is this design? The original email waffle went in this box and I haven't even changed the text style or colours. I bet you've never sent an exciting email like this in your life, have you? You miserable lazy sod, fuck off looking at mine, then.

FUCK OFF, and stop looking at it!!!

My husband is on nights! Fuck off and play in your own street!!  I'll have the bloody council on you I will, report you to the council!

Go HOME!!