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bargain hunters. I used to live with the guy that wrote and
appeared in last night's Comedy Lab and am glad to report he stole nothing
from me, whereas I kept all of his library books for Classics and
stole his friend's: Bob Cryer's coat (He is Son of Barry). I also
think he misinterpreted Lab to mean labia because it was absolute fanny. As you can see, I pretty much don't give a toss about this site any more, which is a shame because I'm actually bloody funny again in real life at the moment. I haven't updated it for about a year, and I've had plenty of material to go into it but just couldn't be arsed. Loving all of you that were nice, Spoon. xxx "Hoooo, I feel like I've done a full day's work sometimes when I've done a great big puff-out like that.... now please go and fetch a cloth." I had an email, yes I did, from somebody what did a poem about the Maltese Dogs which everybody must love by now. I also mentioned to him that I have more than a passing fascination with Janine from Eastenders and the words knocked a few tins from his mental shelf that contained these words that you may see here. If anyone else feels the need to tributise the vile muttage then write me doo and I'll make you part of what will be by then a growing shrine. Isn't Rhys Thomas great. And why does that picture of a ballot box that they show on the news have twin propellors? Seriously, I do want to know. And I'm yearning like mad for a copy of Night of the Ghouls by Ed Wood which I had on tape years ago. I was madly in love with the girl who played white ghost and the one that played black ghost, has anyone got a copy. Pleeeeeease. Even a picture of white ghost. I'm about to cry. Update: Hello
darlings, sorry for being completely rubbish and just never updating,
but I can't even touch this place unless I'm wired into an NTL phone line;
their naughty FTP robot simply won't have it, and I'm not near an NTL
very often anymore. There actually is some new stuff happening soon
like this
but I won't ask you to hold your sweet little pretty pretty breath (or
breasts, which are freshened for 2 hours, if you are the Tic-Tac lady). This is your default index page, and it's fucking champion, don't you think? If you would like to replace this with your own homepage please remember to rename your homepage index.html and add loads of swearing. If you would like some assistance with your webspace see our help section, it's worse than fucking useless at best. You'd be far better off playing with your cock, perhaps trying to see how many rice crispies you can stick to it after you've shoved it in the jam. If you've got any complaints, tell it to the bitch on the left. And did you know that the new Star Wars film is called: Episode 2: The Weakest Link and Anne Robinson is playing the part of the young Thora Hird who later becomes the Emperor's new apprentice, Darth Stannah? Goodbye. |
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