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Sometimes people say the strangest, funniest or weird things |
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| POLAND menu | Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beat soup with cheesy dumplings in the farm of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion |
| AUSTRIA Ski lodge | Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension |
| SWISS Menu | Our wines leave you nothing to hope for |
| MOSCOW Hotel | You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday |
| JAPAN Hotel | You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid |
| GREECE Athens Hotel | Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 daily |
| YUGOSLAVIA Hotel | The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid |
| TOKYO Hotel | Is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read natis |
| PARIS Hotel | Please leave your values at the front desk |
| YUGOSLAVIA Belgrade lift | To move the cabine, push the button for wishing floor, if the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving then going alphabetically by national order |
| GERMANY Leipzig | Do not enter the lift backwards and only when lit up |
| ROMANIA Bucharest Hotel | The lift is being fixed far the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable |
| TOKYO car rental firm | When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigour |
| On a TV shopping channel | On a scale of 1 to 10, this wood is the hardest! |
| Overheard in a local supermarket | Two ladies looking at the goods, which are in a half price sale. One says 'Oh look, I think I'll get a couple of these while they're on offer'. Her friend says 'No, I'd wait if I was you until they're on buy one get one free'!! |
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This is the back of the packaging for a pair of small pliers. We love the translation from Taiwanese to English. |
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