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Poetry

Take off your shoes get comfortable
You are about to be blown away
By words pictures and other silly things
That until now disinterested ye

You must be here for good reason
As nothing just happens for nowt
You tried it on with your girlfriend
she told you to go snap your cock off

Go run along to the kitchen
And bring back some cold chilled booze
Get ready to suck on that coolie, cos
I've got something to show you

 

Spiders on Paper Aeroplanes

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