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“All the rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full. To the place where the rivers flow, there they flow again.” - Ecclesiastes 1-7

Now this may be allegorical - in fact, I fully expect Creationists and biblical scholars to claim just that [more of that argument in a moment]. But consider this assertion: the cycle of evaporation and precipitation (which most of us call bad weather) is well understood, has been so for many years, and we take it for granted.

But how many years?

Hundreds? - maybe, but thousands? - I rather doubt it. Experts reckon that the author of Ecclesiastes was a teacher or possibly a preacher (the two are quite closely linked in any case) who lived about 300-400 years BC. Let's call him Eccles, shall we?
The hydrologic or water cycle was in all likelihood totally beyond his comprehension. All that Eccles could see was the rain falling from the sky, presumably realizing that it filled the rivers; he then observed the sea, which seems to go on without filling up.
Truly amazing! Where could all that water be going? Maybe there’s an almighty big hole somewhere in the seabed and all the water is bleeding away into space. More likely, they thought - given what they could see - that the water was actually flowing off the edge in some giant waterfall; of course, that means that the earth must be flat – another Biblical idea.

Not everyone thinks the Earth is round – in spite of the simple fact that we can fly round it in planes and photograph it from spacecraft. The Flat Earth Society, located in the US, published a newsletter where this 1988 gem appeared replete with grammatical errors:

"IN USA today, as in Russia in '20s and NAZI Germany in '40s full scale campaign to create USA ALSO A BEAST NATION... no God... no right no wrong no up no down 2 added to 2 is whatever scientists say it is... Adults today either jailed or shot down... at own homes for even teaching their own children... GOD EXISTS and Right and Wrong exists (State of Utah)... bells have been tolling for so long... for the helpless pitiful innocent 'animals' as they are tortured to death by priests of the State Religion 'GREASE BALL SCIENCE'... now ... 1988 ... no use, too late... to send to see for whom the bell tolls... THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE!"

Reproduced from http://www.talkorigins.org/

Just because something appears in print doesn’t make it true; of course, the same can be applied to this website. The major difference is that any fact I claim can be substantiated somewhere. The writer quoted here is quite clearly barmy – but the scary thing is that some people actually believe in this bile in spite of it.

We’ll consult the Bible. After all, if you believe that Creation happened, Adam lived over 900 years and God smote the unfaithful with a flood that gave rise to the fossils in sedimentary rock, you must also believe that the Earth is flat.

What! - You don’t?

Here’s what the bible has to say on the subject.

Again, the Devil took him [Jesus] to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendour.

“All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”

Matthew 4:8-9

The only way that the Devil could have shown Jesus all the kingdoms of the world from any height is if the world was flat. Oh wait - since the world is spherical, the Devil was lying. He’s good at that.

That was close – so fast forward to Revelation - the last book in the Bible.

After this I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the earth, holding back the four winds of the earth to prevent any wind from blowing on the land or on the sea or on any tree.

Revelation 7:1

Darn, looks like the world is flat after all; according to the word of the Bible, at least. There are another couple of references to the Flat Earth, but I don't think they prove the point any more.

So what might a biblical scholar make of Eccles's quote earlier? If I were one (and I’m clearly not), I would take this as allusion to the Kingdom of God being infinite, with space for all souls that have proven themselves sufficiently pure to enter. Now if I can do that, what can a real biblical scholar or a preacher make of it?

Can we really take biblical scribbles as allegorical or are they merely the best explanations that these simple people could muster to describe what they saw going on around them? Few people were literate in those days; and very few of them were outside of the “church”. It's almost certain that no women were.

So is the Bible fact? I believe that the writers who put down the original text honestly believed what they wrote - but that was over a thousand years ago. By chance or design the Bible has managed to suffuse its incredible (or incredulous) message into the minds of millions the world over.

I don’t believe you can cherrypick scripture any more than you can excuse its failing. It is either divine or it isn’t. God wrote the 10 Commandments or Moses did - believing he was doing God’s work. Which is more likely?

Ignoring the divine for a moment, Jesus and Moses to a lesser degree, the commandments teach some basic morals that all concerned citizens follow and many of these ideals have been enshrined in common law (fortunately for many, politicians included, adultery still remains off the statutes)!

But do we really need the Bible – a book written by privileged males – to tell the literate masses how to live? I don’t think so. That’s what laws common or statutory are for. It is for parents to lead by example and teach us how to lead good lives – the one life we have. Our eternal life is the legacy we leave behind in the minds of the people whose lives we touched and in the genes of our children and grandchildren for almost infinte generations.

Make it a good one.

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I am, once again, indebted to Adam Tjaavk for his industrious editing and helpful footnotes.