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The Pig

THE PIG!
( Anon )

 

It was an evening in November,
As I very well remember,
I was strolling down the street in drunken pride,
But my knees were all a flutter,
And I landed in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.

Yes, I lay there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I could not utter,
When a colleen passing by did softly say,
"You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses."...
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

Thanks to  Pete Boyall for this entry.

 

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