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THE PIG! ( Anon )
It was an evening in November, As I very well remember,
I was strolling down the street in drunken pride, But my knees were all a flutter, And I landed in the gutter And a pig came up and lay down by my side. Yes, I lay there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I could not utter, When a colleen passing by did softly say, "You can tell a man who boozes By the company he chooses."... And the pig got up and slowly walked away.
Thanks to Pete Boyall for this entry. .
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