Two Left Feet
Etat Maximal

This game is a stable United style game based in Germany. This zine is entirely in German, but yet again, us Brits are put to shame by our continental friends as the GM speaks enough English for us to communicate!
There are three divisions in this game, and I have taken on a team called Die Zahnarzte (The Dentists). Not the best name, so I am going to change it to Octarine.com as soon as possible. Those who are Terry Pratchett fans might spot why the team is called this! Also they might know the connection with the dancing monkey above!
To find out further details contact the GM, Wolfgang on:
Game Status
Teams Available:- No
Waiting List:- 2 or 3 names waiting.

The Squad
Goalkeepers
Waltraud Backe, Cutwell.
Sweepers
Wolfgang Beisser.
Defenders
~Weatherwax, Christian Carius, Franz Fingerlos, Isaura Dunnebacke.
Midfielders
~Weatherwax, Simone Lachmund, Thomas Lucke, Scrawn, Armin Tiefengraber.
Forwards
Hans-Jurgen Weh, Mike Zitter, Angela Zahn, Urs Nager.
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denotes multi positional player
Season 17
2nd September 2005
After a great start to the season, I was determined to keep up the good work. However the first game this week was in the Cup (or Pokal in German!). We had to play S.P.Q.R., a top-flight side away from home. We gave a very good account of ourselves here and I was very encouraged by the performance. In the end, class told and we were sunk by a solitary strike after 55 minutes.
S.P.Q.R. 1 - Die Zahnarzte 0.
The first league game was at home to Westfalia Stur(m)bock. It started explosively, with Weh scoring in the second minute. They replied very well and were soon level. Then after only 19 minutes Zahn restored our lead. There were no more goals and this win keeps us top of the table.
Die Zahnarzte 2 - Westfalia Stur(m)bock 1.
The third game was a crucial one, away at West Friesland. We had a lead at the top of the table to protect again as Melnibone had lost their last game. But for some reason, the players were very lacklustre and simply did not get going at all. The home team could not believe their luck and took full advantage of the situation.
West Friesland 2 - Die Zahnarzte 0.
No news to report on the transfer front.

The Table
Division 3- Kreisklasse
|
Team |
Pl |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
|
Melnibone |
12 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
16 |
5 |
+11 |
15 |
|
Die Zahnarzte |
12 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
22 |
12 |
+10 |
15 |
|
KEV Unsporting Bonn |
12 |
4 |
6 |
2 |
21 |
5 |
+16 |
14 |
|
SV Unseldusel |
12 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
19 |
22 |
-3 |
14 |
|
West-Friesland |
12 |
6 |
1 |
5 |
37 |
33 |
+4 |
13 |
|
Westfalia Stur(m)bock |
12 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
27 |
30 |
-3 |
12 |
|
Yodas Ritter |
12 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
11 |
|
Pilarii Invincibiles Daun |
12 |
2 |
7 |
3 |
15 |
17 |
-2 |
11 |
|
FC-Legends |
12 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
15 |
22 |
-7 |
11 |
|
Bonner Shorties |
12 |
1 |
2 |
9 |
6 |
32 |
-26 |
4 |
