In At The Deep End Records iatde024 - Send More Paramedics / Zombie Apocalypse - Tales Told By Dead Men CD
Track Listing

Zombie Apocalypse
1. Just Meat
2. God I Hope The Data Is Lying
3. Breaking Off Fingers
4. Murder Be A Lady Tonight
5. Tale Told By A Dead Man

Send More Paramedics
7 . From The Void
8 . Zombie versus Shark
9 . Funeral
10 . Nothing Tastes Like This
11 . This Is the Place of Wailing and The Gnashing of Teeth

iatde024 - Zombie Apocalypse / Send More Paramedics - Tales Told By Dead Men CD
Proving the saying ' Dead Men Tell No Tales' as a complete lie, ZA and SMP combine their brain thirst to form an audio pincer movement on humanity. Many in the UK will have heard of Send More Paramedics, and after Zombie Apocalypse's Mini CD on Indecision Records last year their name is starting to do the rounds over in Europe, assisted by the fact 2 of them were in Shai Hulud.

'Tales Told By Dead Men' is a full length split CD, 5 tracks each from both bands ( '-Segue-' being an intro track) and will be in the shops at the start of September 2005.
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Reviews
Kerrang KKKK
You’ll already be familiar with Leeds’ favourite putrefying thrash band Send More Paramedics: and you can rest assured that they still want to ingest your cranial juices while playing gonzoid retro thrashcore. This split release pairs them with kindred spirits Zombie Apocalypse, who hail from the rotting core of the Big Apple and are guaranteed to get your limbs flailing for one last mosh before you’re overrun by the undead.

Terrorizer 8/10
Forget straightedge, NYHC and emo/screamo; zombiecore is where it’s at. The dead will inherit the Earth and this is the soundtrack as two undead punk crews slug it out on this festering maggot-filled split. Zombie Apocalypse feature Matt Fox and Matt Fletcher from Shai Hulud delving into their deepest living dead fantasies with stunning results. Pulverising hardcore punk blasts propel their fetid tales of life after death way beyond the grave and far into the pitch black night. Meanwhile Send More Paramedics are not ‘Dawn Of The Dead; style shambling, mindless walking dead. Instead, their zombie hardcore is ‘28 Days Later’ - running at you, teeth gnashing, fingers clawed, eyes red with blood lust. The bastard children of George Romero and Slayer, they deliver once again; their thrash punk is the perfect accompaniment for manic mindless flesh-eating hordes.

Ox Magazine (Germany) 9/10
Bei manchen Split-Releases wundert man sich schon uber die Zusammenstellung, doch bei der Send More Paramedics/Zombie Apocalypse CD passt alles wie die Faust aufs Auge. Zwei irre Bands, die nur uber das spassige Leben von Zombies singen: Menschen fangen, sie fressen und andere lustige Dinge eben. Das Ganze verpackt in grossartige Musik, wobei Send More Paramedics sich hemmungslos bei Achtziger-Thrashmetalbands bedienen und den Riffs noch eine zusatzliche Portion Speed verpassen, um dann den abgefahrenen hysterischen Gesang uber allem thronen zu lassen. Zombie Apocalypse, bei denen interessanterweise zwei Nasen von den im direkten Vergleich langweiligen Shai Hulud mitmischen, sind musikalisch ahnlich, aber eher im hardcore - oder Rockbereich angesiedelt, der Sanger kommt kraftiger, spannende abwechslungsreiche Songs, kurtz: perfeckt! Tipp der Ausgabe

Room Thirteen 12 out of 13
Probably the two of the finest purveyors of zombiecore, Leeds’ Send More Paramedics and New York's Zombie Apocalypse have managed to create a split album soundtrack to zombie B-Movie from hell.
Up first are Zombie Apocalypse, the side project of the legendary hardcore band Shai Hulud's Matt Fox and Matt Fletcher. Whilst Shai Hulud are on hiatus, Zombie Apocalypse are blasting out ferocious metalcore tinged with imagery of cult horror films. The first two tracks Just Meat and God I Hope The Data Is Lying in typical hardcore style smash into the listener like a pack of the living dead waiting to eat your brains. Breaking Off Fingers almost reads like Cannibal Corpse song as the gore obsessed lyrics verge on death metal. Inserts from zombie cult films make this a creepy record to listen to. Tale Told By A Dead Man switches between spoken word delivery and vocals worthy of shredding vocal chords. Leeds own Send More Paramedics are certainly giving the Americans are run for their money touring with the awesome Avenged Sevenfold and tours lined up with goth punks Tiger Army and pop punk legends The Offspring, the nutters from up North have got everything going for them. From The Void sounds like Slayer jamming with The Misfits with Minor Threat vocals, giving it more of bonkers sound. Funeral has Danzig-esque lyrics being roared at break-neck pace that would make the evil Elvis smile with murderous intent. Send More Paramedics are definitely the missing link between Eighties thrash metal and old school hardcore punk. This spilt release is brainlessly heavy and the two bands complement each other so well. The dead will walk tonight and this is the sound that will raise them.

Metal Hammer 7/10
Zombiecore (a mix of hardcore punk and thrash with lyrics about undead creatures that subsist in grey matter, if you hadn’t alreadly guessed) is ruled by the superb Send More Paramedics, who are a fucking blast, mixing up Slayer, Minor Threat and Suicidal Tendencies. New songs such as ‘Zombie Versus Shark’ could easily have come from last year’s superb ‘The Hallowed & The Heathen’. Zombie Apocalypse, however, deal in a particularly brutal. executed hardcore, ‘Tales Told By A Dead Man’ with it’s cheeky Slayer steal and demented piano solo lifts.

Mass Movement
Hubba, hubba, been looking forward to this bugger for a while. The unholy split, the sharing of the record, the undead war between Mass Movement favourites SMP and Zombie Apocalypse (who is memory serves me, contain members of the legendary Shai Hulud), and it was worth the wait. Zombie Apocalypse kick things off in grand fashion, with a fast and furious HC metal thrash attack that tears the top off your cranium, exposing the cerebellum for those who follow to feast upon…Send More Paramedics. Now taking into account the law of supposed HC averages, by now SMP should suck (and yeah, the “trendy” kids have already tried to start the backlash. Morons), but since when was there a rule that wasn’t designed to be broken? Exactly, and SMP shit all over the rulebook with five tracks of bone crunching destruction that just keep getting better and better…All together now, “What do we need?” “BRAINS..” Tim Mass Movement

4Q Radio 9/10
Well probably the best way for this world to end would be a Zombie Apocalypse and the best way to start this split E.P would be the way that New York’s own undead citizens Zombie Apocalypse do!!!
Although the opening track (Just Meat) is only a mere 48 seconds long, Z.A do enough do destroy anything in their path with there blisteringly fast riffs and hardcore edge and certainly will grip you by the fucking throat.
The next three tracks follow suite and don’t give you time to breathe using mind boggling time signatures which put me in mind of Sikth.
Z.A cap off their part of the split with the title track to the album which happens to be pretty much as long as all their other songs put together. Unfortunately this song bored me to DEATH and I feared that I may fall asleep before getting to hear the rest of the album. On a good note, there is a very interesting jazzy piano solo in the song and a riff from Slayer’s South of Heaven.
Enter Leeds’s very own Zombie Crew, Send More Paramedics. I don’t think these guys will ever disappoint!!! ‘From The Void’ kicks off in traditional Paramedics style thrash with gobby, shouty vocals but also seems to be a bit catchier than their previous material. By just looking at the track names you know you are being graced with another cold slab of genius. Such as the frantic ‘Zombie versus Shark’, which if my memory serves me correct is a memorable scene from the movie, ‘Zombie Apocalypse’!!!
Paramedics finish the album off in style with ‘This is the Place of Wailing and the Gnashing of Teeth’, sounding similar to Sick of it All whom I’m sure have been an influence of theirs somewhere along the line.
Overall I’d say SMP come out on top, but if it wasn’t for this split E.P I wouldn’t have heard ZA and they are a very fucking good band.
Gimme the shotgun bitch…………I’m off to get me some zombies!!!

Mosh N Go
Holy shit. Who can argue with a CD that features the Cthulhu Calls by the Bastard Shit Banshee Choir of the rotting Larynx? With some damned powerful riffage, some pint spilling fast as fuck drumming and such driving shredding that leaves your rotting brains spinning in the broken skull it calls home - Zombie Apocalypse fucking rule!!! They play with such ferocity you can only praise the Lord that they aren’t climbing out through the speakers and devouring your very soul as they turn your head with the magnificence that is the fact they were formed by founding members of Shai Hulud!! Send More Paramedics grace the second portion of this split release and they play their trademark zombiecore soaring riffage and scarring shredding accompany haunting lyrics sang with eerie malice. There is not a dull moment as these corpses from Leeds tear their way through the living flesh of my ears and pound some gore tastic music upon my pitifully pulsating carcass. You can tell I’m trying to keep this in theme, but all this release needs is honesty and it’s the truth when I say ‘your life will be better when you buy this record’!!! The awesome hardcore never ends on this release and the musical interlude between bands offers merely as a means to heighten the anticipation of waiting for the next song! Get it while the taste of brains is still fresh!!

You're Not Alone Zine (Holland)
Well is this an interesting combination or what. The very best from the UK in the past years combined with a new and upcoming band from the USA with quite some remarkable names in it. Zombiecore seems to be the next big thing in hardcore if you hear these 2 bands. So first Zombie Apocalypse ... this is a side project of Matt Fox and Matt Fletcher both founding members of Shai Hulud. Brutal metalcore with zombielicious lyrics is the result and it's quite in the line of Shai Hulud bit it does have just that extra something that makes it more interesting then Hulud's latest album. After 5 songs SMP takes over and does that convincingly. Their zombie thrashcore is faster and I guess a bit more accessible then the ZA kind of metalcore. Personnally I prefer the SMP songs cause these guys keep on improving themselves with every release. It resulted in a UK tour with The Offspring! It's very cool to see that this kind of bands got the chance to support such a big name. But they deserve it and if you like thrashy (metal)core with lyrics dealing with the living dead you better check this out very quick cause this is definately your thing.

Optimum Impact
If you saw my Send More Paramedics gig review in last month’s issue you will know that SMP won me over in a matter of seconds. Tales Told By Dead Men is a split release with US zombiecore rockers Zombie Apocalypse, is available to buy now and I can’t think of many better ways to spend a few quid this month – go on – get into the Halloween spirit and rock out with the walking dead. The first half of the album belongs to New Yorkers Zombie Apocalypse, and is a full-throttle thrash treat to any hardcore fan – a breath of fresh air. Opening track Just Meat steams in with fast neck-breaking thrash and a chugging break. It blasts by before you know it and sets the mood for the rest of the album. God I Hope The Data Is Lying is next and keeps up the speed with some wicked riffs thrown in for good measure. Zombie Apocalypse vocals are coarse and throaty with a vicious and ravenous taste. Track three is Breaking Off Fingers and is a really wicked and melodic tune whilst uncompromising on the thrash. An awesome dance-floor filler. Up next, Murder Be A Lady Tonight is a roaring track which rips through and seizes your full attention with its unrelenting riffs. Zombie Apolcalypse close their half of the album with Tale Told By A Dead Man, bringing down the whiplash pace and delivering a steadier and sinister tune with clever riffage with an eerily calm edge. I really like the sound of this band and will be investing in the debut release This Is A Spark Of Life as soon as possible! Into the second half of Tales Told By Dead Men and Leeds zombie crew Send More Paramedics storm into play with the bone-crumbling From The Void. SMP are here to feed on the brains of the living and build upon their army of the undead, and their methods of persuasion are second to none! With a riff that grips you by the throat The Void kicks in with grinding crunching guitar and drums and then races into a thrashing verse. This track is awesome and is so bloody catchy you’ll find yourself singing along to it all the time! This leads nicely to Zombie Versus Shark, another gore-fuelled tale of the two murdering species wrapped in wicked chugging guitar and hard hitting drums. Track three is Funeral, another powerful track screaming ‘I will nail you down’ to all the living listeners. Take heed folks, for SMP have gained strength from every feed and are all-powerful! Nothing Tastes Like This is next and is a howling cry from the flesh eaters, encompassing a furious guitar solo and a pounding chorus. Wrapping up the album is This Is The Place Of Wailing And The Gnashing Of Teeth, and the epic title is self-explanatory of course! What a way to close the album, this delicious and incorporates punk verse and bonafide zombie screams, the best of which is the last thing you hear. A slice of hardcore heaven, Tales Told By Dead Men is possibly one of the most ghoulishly awesome albums you could buy this year – it is so different to anything in the mainstream and technically superb that you WILL bow down to the undead and join the zombie crew.

Blazewave
Swap strings for guts and plectrums for razor sharp teeth, and you’ve at least got an idea of what’s about to discharge from your speakers if you’re lucky, or unlucky enough, depending on how you look at, it to own “Tales Told By Dead Men” the split CD from America’s Zombie Apocalypse and England’s very own Send More Paramedics, hailing from deepest darkest... Leeds. Enough of the pretentious intros, for those who aren’t in the know, Zombie Apocalypse are a side project of Matt Fox and Matt Fletcher of Shai Hulud fame. It would be too easy to assume that the Zombie Apocalypse half of the split will sound a bit like Shai Hulud but with a zombie theme, but it’s not far off the mark. Add some almost obligatory zombie B movie samples to some ultra slick, straightforward Hardcore, complete with breakdowns and shout-a-long chorus’s and you get Zombie Apocalypse. The opener “Just Meat” sets the pace, and it doesn’t lose any of it until their last contribution, “Tales Told By A Dead Man” where the zombies slow things down a little for a more mellow number, which even includes a short piano solo! Between the two halves for the split, track six to be exact, there’s a 20-second sample of what sound like something from a graveyard scene in a cheesy gore flick, the phrase “calm before the storm” comes to mind. Unless you were already familiar with Send More Paramedics, prepare to have you head torn off. This is the real deal; if you think Send More Paramedics are some kid of joke, walk away now otherwise you’re going to get hurt! From the opener “From The Void” right until the end track, amusingly titled “This Is The Place Of Wailing” it’s non-stop carnage. Ripping 80’s Thrash riffs, Punky vocals, with an underlying Hardcore rhythm, you get the picture. It’s not pretty, but if music to wake the dead by is your thing, then get your teeth into this cracker. Delicious.- 91/100

Playdead
So this is teh latest instalment of the ongoijng work of genius that is Send More Paramedics, fresh off tour with The Offspring and back with a split album with some Americans called Zombie Apocalypse. Well let's talk about them first, containing a few members of Shai Hulud, these guys have picked up the Zombie baton and run with it. What we get here is a speeded up old scholl hardcore twist on the whole thing. Fans of Shai Hulud will be happy with a few elements on this because it maintains some of the bands trademark sound, the twidlly guitars, the harsh vocals, only a lot more punk and alot less metal-core. You get the idea, these guys hold their own on their half of the split. So what of The Paramedics, well no surprises here, just the continued onslaught of great tunes. Highlights here have to be the lyrically inspired 'Zombie Vs Shark' and for the sheer amazing-ness of the riffs and guitar wotk 'Nothing Tastes Like This'. So more of the same from SMP and some brutal tunes from ZA, you couldn't really ask much more as this delivers on every level it would probably claim too.

Scanner Zine
A couple of bands that make the MISFITS look like perfect, conservative Republicans. Thinking about it, that is maybe not too far from the truth! ZA is the side-project of the founding members of SHAI HULUD. It's not too dissimilar from the last HULUD album in fact, just a bit more Metal-laced with gorier lyrics. Theirs is a pretty monstrous, Christian-mauling sound. The final of the band's five tracks, 'Tales Told By A Dead Man' slows things down and incorporates textures that provide a neat contrast to the all-out Zombie-core. I really rated SMP's last album but here, they sound a bit restrained - possibly a result of following the blast of ZA. Still, they puke up a broiling, zombie-uniting, caustic and tight-as-fuck HC/Metal hybrid. Think SLAYER, COC… I'm sure you get the picture! A great match of bands, noticeably different from each other but bonded together to create a musical zombie holocaust.

Organ
The decision was clear, we couldn’t stop here, we had to face our fear, zombies everywhere, no, we’re not at a Funeral For a Friend fan convention, not those kind of zombies devoid of musical taste and sucking up any old crap that’s marketed at them, no no, those are consumer zombies, the living dead on the circle line. These zombies want to stomp your metal-loving ass into the dirt – we got ourselves a live one here, pass the brown stuff if the square bottle and pull up a chair, let the good Doctor Organ tell you why you need it. Are you sitting comfortably/? You are? Good, then we shall begin…… wooooooAAAAAAARTGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPING, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH – A zombie filled zombie grilled zombie gilled extreme metal b-movie double headline tantrum fest – get in the body bag, dressed to kill, stand still, seize control. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE vs SEND MORE PARAMEDICS…. Actually the boundaries are a little blurred if you’re not paying full attention. Zombie Apocalypse are from new York, they’re a Shal Hulud side project, they’re violently extreme and layered with colourful detail, the kind of musical detail that’ll animate your lifeless mind…. Only what’s that eating at your insides? Talking of Zombiecore, never mid your eaten insides, here comes another slice of Send More Paramedics, straight out of Leeds and taking on the sharks – look at those eyes, they’re something dead inside – feeding frenzy, feeding frenzy, feeding frenzy…… You get five tracks from the first band, six from the second. The Paramedics follow the Zombies with a pincer movement of punky speed metal hardcore and an extreme take on the thrashing zombie moshfest. They will nail you down, they will nail you down, they will nail you down, get off the sidewalk now, metal coming through…… the result – everyone won! The sharks, the zombies, the apocalyptical paramedics and the whole set of wailing gashing teeth and cake munchers and rip crunchers and both teams won, a game of two halves, metal was the winder, obviously the lads done well, credit to them - Nice one, not for the fainthearted emo kids….. Now who ate all the Jaffa cakes while I was writing this and swans were landing on empty lakes like some virtue indisposed, no refuse for the damned!

Die Shellsuit Die
Leeds based thrashers ‘Send More Paramedics’ have teamed up with New York’s ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ (including members of Shai Hulud) to produce a b movie horror and gore filled lightning fast metal record.
For me, Send More Paramedics are the better half of their EP. Their no holds barred thrash metal approach to song writing is infectious and you can’t help but nod along in appreciation with the amazing riffs and fantastic blood drenched lyrics. Not that Zombie Apocalypse are bad by any means. They too have some great riffery and share the same passion for horror which again shows in their great lyrics. Its just Send More Paramedics tip the scale for me. If you like horror movies, thrash metal and have a bit of a sense of humour, I urge you to check out this split EP. Highlights for me are opening track ‘Just Meat’ and the spoken word-esque ‘Tale Told By A Dead Man’ by Zombie Apocalypse as well as SMP’s ‘From The Void’, ‘Zombie Versus Shark’ and the final track ‘This is the Place of Wailing and The Gnashing of Teeth’. Top Stuff!

Alternative Nation
Lord. I hate stuff like this, and yet…well, it’s got something, it really has. This isn’t just my love of all things zombie speaking, it’s something different. There’s plenty to dislike about Zombie Apocalypse: the ‘I don’t wash my hands after going for a piss’ vocals, the ‘we’d wear spandex if we could get away with it’ guitar licks, the fact that it sounds like they’re playing in a shed full of gravel…but they know what they’re doing. The whole manages to be a lot greater than the sum of its parts.
Christ, I like this. Anyone who’s a fan of hardcore is going to go fucking mental. Send More Paramedics are like a better version of Zombie Apocalypse. They’re a lot more fun, and they have a song called Zombie vs. Shark. I mean, really. This more than makes up for the occasional bout of ‘listen to me give myself a sore throat’ yelling that the band try to ruin their songs with. Sorry guys, it’s not working. You’re good. Get over it. Standout tracks here are the aforementioned Zombie vs. Shark, and ZA’s God I Hope the Data is Lying. Another highlight is the unexpected piano which sneaks its way into Tale Told by a Dead Man. This is an enjoyable, high-energy album with a larger helping of brains than one might expect. Tuck in.

Tasty Fanzine
25 minutes of zombie themed hardcore punk rock anyone? Yes fucking please! For those unfamiliar with these bands (shame on you!) they are two groups of un-dead rockers hear to lay it on the line to us humans with tales of how they devour rotten flesh, their desire for brains (no I don’t mean intelligence) and how us sweaty sacks of flesh will generally meet our miserable ends. When a record contains such song titles as ‘Breaking Off Fingers’ and ‘This Is the Place of Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth’ you get the general picture. This is in short a beltingly great, blood soaked soundtrack to our almost certain impending doom and endless bloodshed at the hands of the rotten bodies of those whom will never rest.

Drowned In Sound
What began as a rave has become a plague: when continental nutjobs Zombie Nation jettisoned their bleep'n'glitch masterstroke 'Kernkraft 400' (note: the group's name was Zombie Nation, not the other way around) back at the turn of the millennium, nobody could have predicted that only five years later the punk rock fraternity would have been blighted by a similar contagion. Thankfully, the containment forces at In At The Deep End have captured two zombie-core crews and rendered them only aurally violent. I say 'violent' – this is probably the most intense experience this side of living Dawn Of The Dead.
Zombie Apocalypse stagger forth, shoulders hunched and mouths bloodied, from New York City; no doubt they're remnant undead from the horrors that stalked the city in Zombie Flesh Eaters (or Zombi 2, b-movie aficionados). Their music is both devastatingly brutal and compositionally taut – that members have served time, albeit while alive, in hardcore luminaries Shai Hulud is entirely evident. The breakneck thrash of 'God I Hope The Data Is Lying' is an immediate highlight – power-violence via rotting fingers and yellowed teeth – but their parting shot 'Tale Told By A Dead Man' is the most satisfying effort in the long-term, a considered slice of prime hardcore that all but the most melodically-minded of punks will adore. To death. Send More Paramedics should require no introduction: if you've seen them and lived then you'll be all too aware of their punk-rock potency. How corpses can animate themselves with such energy is mystifying, but the quality of comedy gold-titled efforts like 'Zombie Versus Shark' and 'This Is The Place Of Wailing And The Gnashing Of Teeth' is absolutely obvious. Sure, they'll make you laugh with their shouts of "FEEDING FRENZY!", but the jokes are but a charade: lower your guard and they'll slit your throat and empty the brain from your skull. And eat it. All of it. With 11 tracks (okay, one is something of an interlude) in just 24 minutes, Tales Told By Dead Men offers the listener not one minute of respite: this is tough, talented, and utterly terrifying. Buy it and shit your pants.

Subba Culture
This joint venture is more of a double-sided EP than a juxtaposition of the two 80’s- zombie-core-influenced-thrash-metal-bands (phew), with the album clearly separated into two halves by an intermission track. The eleven tracks are (mercifully) short explosions of hectic hardcore, and one can immediately hear the similarity of the two bands’ and the signatures of a genre which certainly isn’t for the masses, maintaining very much a cult following.
From the outset, ‘Just Meat’ drops the listener neck-deep into the manic assault of Zombie Apocalypse. Don’t expect any pause for breath, the most you can hope for is for the guitar to hang for an instant before Zombie Apocalypse descend back into their fervent attack. With each listen however, you do begin to sense a subtlety (strange as it may sound) to the madness, an orchestrated blend of screaming and guitars that creates a rhythm to make you want to pound your head against the wall (in a good way). Title track ‘Tale Told by a Dead Man’ is more melodic than most of the album, creating an eerie effect as voices mumble, scream, and shout over the power chords. The track is the longest, and in my opinion, the most mainstream track, which may appeal to a slightly wider audience. Kicking in after the intermission are Leeds-based ‘Send More Paramedics’, sounding reminiscent of an early System of a Down but again without the pause for breath, and high-pitch guitar riffs that wouldn’t sound out of place on Nintendo F-Zero. SMP started playing live in Halloween 2001 and employ zombie-influenced theatrics in their shows (think green face paint, and fake blood, judging by the picture on the album sleeve). Final track, ‘This Is the Place of Wailing and The Gnashing of Teeth’ encapsulates the best qualities of SMP, a medley of gritty guitar, incoherent, literal spewing of song lyrics and an un-limitless enthusiasm to perform. by Alex Pepper

Screaming Tarts
Send More Paramedics and Zombie Apocalypse are both bands that revel in camp horror – particularly the former, who even style themselves as the living dead in their stage shows. They each contribute five tracks to Tales Told By Dead Men, a release which is an unsubtle tribute to zombies and what they do best - generally killing and eating people and being scary and/or disgusting – which no doubt can only be good if you like that sort of thing.
On an initial listen, Send More Paramedics appear the more interesting band. They play thrash metal of a sort that hasn't been heard since the late 1980s, with a liking for ultra fast riffs and sudden changes of direction, along with a suitably impressive high speed solo in "Nothing Tastes Like This". In the strained, throaty vocals and short songs however they take cues from hardcore that might better have been left out. Although their subject matter also happens to suitably grace innumerable b-movies their dark sense of humour is always on display – they seem to know how silly their music is, and revel in it.
Zombie Apocalypse at first appear even less subtle than Send More Paramedics, bludgeoning their way through the first half of the album at lightning speed. Unfortunately their vocalist is even worse than the Paramedics' affecting an extreme hardcore style that implies he can't actually sing. A closer listen to their music however reveals something quite remarkable. Rather than your average short punk song which tends to be written to be short and fast, their songs sound like full length thrash metal pieces with complex structures which have then been sped up by at least five times so they race past like a psychotic ghoul on an unholy motorbike. "Just Meat" and "God I Hope The Data Is Lying" are masterpieces of compression book-ended by deliberately silly samples (possibly taken from cheap horror movies?) featuring a very educated sounding middle-aged man. It shouldn't work, but it does. Suddenly they change direction entirely with "Tale Told By A Dead Man", which is played at a normal speed almost throughout and features the vocals synchronising with what sounds like another sample to tell the story. Somehow, they seem also to have included brass instruments and a bit of bluesy keyboard which sound totally in place. Tales Told By Dead men is pretty extreme stuff, but "zombiecore" played this well is bound to find an audience.

No Front Teeth
11 track split CD: 5 songs from each band with a short interlude track between bands. This is a fucking hysterical release...it's pure disarray from start to finish and while both bands are certainly suited and comparable in many ways, they each deliver their pandemonium in a different way. Both are fast as hell, chaotic as fuck and heavy, heavy, heavy but I find ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE to have a more hardcore/metallic sound than SEND MORE PARAMEDICS and that's really no surprise since it features members of SHAI HULUD. They deliver a more thrash-soaked bedlam at insane speeds with bass-heavy breakdowns. SEND MORE PARAMEDICS play what it knows as 'Zombiecore' which, when I first heard that expression, thought would be a mixture of punk and Psychobilly and while it does have dashes of that it's way heavier that I initially imagined and when I saw their show I was stunned by the energy. They steal the show for me on here because they are so hugely punk-saturated and present their madness so individually...but the whole release is a fucking killer, literally. It's dark, threatening and sadistic and it's so great to hear some new music full of rage and balls...no whining here!!

Unpeeled
This is their half of an album split with Zombie Holecaust and while SMP rock, rawk and ROCK, they’re also subtly nasty with neat lines in bombast, crisp chording, runaway, exploding drum sounds and more hooks than a Captain Hook reunion. From the off, “From The Void” they’re into an early Queen go metal ga-ga, iron control, catchier than a zombie bite, sharper too. Every single one of the five tracks here being absolutely spot on, the fave being the cinematic reference thud n slash fest of “Zombie Vs Shark”. Go here, www.iatde.com and go now..

Random Magazine 4 out of 5
For anyone not in the know Zombiecore is the unholy union formed when hardcore meets Death metal in a brutal back alley knife fight, hack each other to pieces, sew the apendages back on randomly and reanimate the corpses. Zombie Apocalypse and Send More Paramedics are rapidly raising themselves to the forefront of this latest craze and In At The Deep End have wisely decided to release a split album "Tales Told By Dead Men" to showcase their talents.
"Tales Told By Dead Men" kicks off with with five tracks by New York band Zombie Apocalypse. Opening track "Just Meat" sets the bands stall out admirably. Combining harmonic riffs; that wouldn't sound out of place on early Cannibal Corpse or Carcass records; with a brutality reminiscent of NY hardcore legends like Agnostic Front and Biohazard the track pounds along for what must be all of a minute and leaves you breathless for more. Where ZA obviously take their cue from Reign In Blood/ South Of Heaven period Slayer, Leeds locals Send More Paramedics prefer to use Undisputed Attitude as their starting point. Somewhat lacking the technical ability of their American counterparts, SMP opt for a much more in your face and punky delivery which more than works. Having failed to really find an identity with previous releases, SMP have finally not so much carved themselves a niche as smashed it wide open with a sledgehammer; leading to their recruitment as tour support to the Offspring on their forthcoming UK dates. Like them or loathe them, Tales Told By Dead Men shows too bands rapidly reaching the top of their game and you'd be well advised to check this album out when it pours forth from the gates of hell on the fifth of September!

Last Hours
It was only a matter of time before Britain's premier Zombie fanatics joined up wit Matt Fox and Matt Fletcher's (ex-Shai Hulud) side project. I'm sure everyone knows the bands by now. Zombie Apocalypse play a similar style of hardcore to Shai Hulud with a quite conventional but still appealing thrash/break-down format; Send More Parmedics on the other hand sound like an 80's thrash band with a necrophilia fetish. In part routing for the home team and in part due to my own musical tastes I do find the Paramedics portion more enjoyable. I prefer the high-pitched 'Zombie' vocals and the cacophonous choruses whereas Zombie Apocalypse sound to me just like a heavy American hardcore band with songs about Zombies.