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Welcome to shagrags.cum...

... and it's not just shagrags! We've got cumcloths and wankwipes, clitcloths and cockcloths and fannyflannels. We say, 'don't dis the duvet' - wipe up with our gorgeous little towels. Perfect for every night in.

And for nights out, what about our range of handy bags. Take your toys in a shagbag! Put your ciggies in your fagbag! Get your girlfriend a faghagbag! Off to the woods - you need a doggiebag!

The perfect present for all the family!

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Now there's an idea...

...go on, treat yourself

...treat your lover
...a perfect present for
...revenge
...happy birthday
...happy anniversary
...oh, I know who I could embarrass with one of those
...do I know any teenage boys who
...christmas is cumming
...stocking fillers
...bag and towel (perfect present)
...buy a whole set (ideal!)
...going on holiday? don't forget your shagbag
...going out tonight? take your doggiebag just in case
...going out? going to take my fagbag...want everyone to know
...going on holiday? don't forget your shagbag
...congratulations on your wedding
...congratulations on your divorce
...ooh, I could keep my toys in it
...money, fags, keys, condoms...faghagbag

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